It's Time for Cake

They start up the karaoke machine. Instead of "Happy Birthday," everyone sings “How Much is That Doggy in the Window.” The dog sits naked in the middle of the room with a shit eating grin and a huge erection. It sings the ‘arf, arf’ parts of the song. It moves its hips to wave its boner to show everyone its “waggily tail.” At the end of the song, it rolls onto its back and grabs its legs to show its hungry asshole to everyone while they sing “I do hope that dog is for sale.” They all laugh at the dog and applaud themselves.

They drop the cake on the floor in front of the dog. It sits patiently while all the guests take turns leaving an extra treat on the cake.