Throw the boyfriend's Shit on the curb.

Ella walked towards the kitchen thinking a cup of coffee might help me make up my mind on what to do. Only to stub her toe on yet another box.
"hell no..." Ella pulled out her phone looked for messages from the Ex (helpfully labeled as Asshole in her phone) to find none.
Rapid-fire Ella fired off an angry sms "your shit is going on the curb so get your ass over here and pick it up before someone else does"

Righto Ella thought, now do I throw it out the hard way or the easy way she thought as she considered the balcony and the 2 story drop to the curb below...