Throw a copper coin

The man produced a copper coin from his pouch and tossed it high into the air.

The coin arced gracefully, sailing way past the queen who watched the coin fly off with bemusement, as she impatiently waited for her victory to be delivered. But instead the coin struck the massive marble statue behind her throne, bouncing off of it with a loud > ping <. In an instant cracks began to appear all across the statue, radiating outwards from the point of impact like a rippling lightning bolts, as the coin had breathtakingly hit a weak spot in the marble with exactly the right amount of ****.

After a few seconds, the top layer of stone came free with a resounding burst, the statue's fearsome battledress crumbling and falling away. When the dust had cleared a new statue had emerged from beneath, revealing the queen now unmistakably in the nude (save for the golden solar mask), her buxom rack and curvy figure immortalized in marble for all the hall to see. Every feature was intricately detailed in the stonework, from its perky nipples to the smooth contours of its fine buttocks.

The queen stood aghast, her eyes locked on the stone statue, its - and by extension her own - dignity in tatters. She was paralyzed by incomprehension, unable to tear her gaze away from the exposed figure that now mocked her.

The man, a sardonic smile upon his lips, gestured toward the layer of fallen stone surrounding the statue's base, declaring, "Your dress lies there, my queen, on the floor."