Thor. God Of Thunder.

Sometimes myth can cover the truth, of course everyone knows the tale of the Stone Giant Hrungnir and his fall, crashing onto The God of Thunder, who managed to kill him after he became drunk and abusive in Asgard, this is the story the norse God's want you to believe, because the true telling is much to embarrassing.

Hrungnir was a giant, that much was true, however he was not made of stone, rather he was a very human looking giant, huge though, towering over the Norse gods.

The day on Asgard had started out like usual, thor, after having his usual morning sex with Lady Sif, walked into the grand Hall of Asgard, combing back his long red hair and strapping his hammer to his side he sat at the table next to the Allfathers throne

where Odin sat, greeting a massive Giant, at least 15ft tall, towering over the Thunder god.

Giants weren't exactly welcome in Asgard so this was a rare thing to see, in the corner Thor spotted Loki stood up, reading a book.

" tell me again your grievance" Odin said calmly.

" I'm here because your blockhead brute with a hammer destroyed my home and fucked my wife!" Hrungnir yelled and pointed to Thor.

Thor just smiled.

" what he fails to say father is the he was trampling mortals houses with his large feet, and as for his wife, it's not my fault she prefers Thunder to smoke" Thor said winking at him.

" I DEMAND TO FIGHT THOR" Hrungnir yelled out.

" You will lower your voice in Asgard!" Odin yelled.

Hrungnir however didn't calm down. Instead he yelled louder.

" YOU WILL PAY FOR YOUR DISHONOUR!"

Now thor stood up, his hammer at the ready.

" Thor.. stay your hammer" Odin warned. He didn't particularly want bloodshed in his halls.

But thor, as usual wasn't listening, it was then his busty wife sif walked in.

" what is going on?!"

" I'm about to show this giant what it means to cross the god of Thunder!" Thor yelled.

" don't be a fool!" Sif yelled to her husband.

But he didn't listen, he was to angry now anyway.

THWAM.

Thor threw his mighty hammer straight at Hrungnir, the hammer smacked him right into his face.

" Hurrrdurrrrrr.." Hrungnir said.

It was here though that Loki, who had been watching the whole thing, played one his little tricks, first he made Hrungnir do a full 180 turn around, so his backside was now facing thor.

And before Thor could actually summon his hammer back, Loki magically made the floor he was standing on soaking wet, so Thor tripped up, landing on his back.

" What in Hels Name was tha...O....NOOOOOO!" He said as his eyes widened, because now, fully **** Hrungnir Had started to fall backwards, heading Straight for thor.

Before anyone could anything he dropped down.

SLLAMM.

Hrungnir had fallen down, his ass slamming into Thor's body.

Odin remained seated as about Freya and sif ran upto the **** Hrungnir.

With great effort they managed to roll him over.

To reveal thor.

Drool covered his face as his body Twitched continuesly.

His eyes were crossed and wonky, his tongue lolled out uncontrollably, sif sat his up gently.

" are you alright?"

" Duuurrrrpleehehhhh..." was all he said as a few of his teeth fell out.

" Du...durrr...purrr.....A...assss...hhruuu?" Said the once cocky Thunder god.

" I...Urrrr...Huuuu..." he said and extended his arm out.

His hammer flew back him, right to his face..

THWACK.

" Hhhheeeeeeuuuu..." was all he said as he finally fell ****.

For the next week Thor remained a goofy moron, they repaired his teeth bit his mind was slower to recover, though loki enjoyed the fact that thor was even dumber than before, and sif had to admit that it was nice having a placid thor who wouod listen to anything she asked him, no one mentioned the even again in the halls of Asgard, to embarrassed to say their God of Thunder was knocked stupid by a giants ass.