This week's sponsor, Raycon

Disclaimer: This piece isn't sponsored by Raycon, nor is it an endorsement of their products. headphones are better :p

"I wanna fuck Layla, John" She says sheepishly.

You stare at her in disbelief. She'd told you early in the relationship that she was bisexual, but you never thought it would come to this.

"Why? I know we haven't fucked in a while, but I thought I was pretty good at sex." You reply.

"You're amazing at it! It's just that I want to try it with someone else for a change. And besides, there's this other thing."

She pulls out her phone and turns it around to show you a picture. You squint. It's a pair of red and orange earbuds. They looks almost exactly like the ones you bought for her upcoming birthday.

"Uh, that's great, but couldn't you just use your old pair for now? We're so close to buying that house we've been dreaming of."

"But those aren't Raycon," She pouts. "Raycon earbuds are the only ones that don't fall out of my ears when I'm working out. I need my music to focus during my work out. You do want me to stay in shape right?"

She stands up and poses seductively, showing off her toned ass. She's stunning. Maybe you can afford a second pair after all. How much can they cost?

"How much are they?"

"Fifteen Hundred."

Your jaw drops. Fifteen hundred?!

"How is that possible?!" You scream.

"They're limited edition, and Evangelion themed."

"That's half our rent!"

"Well, they're free, if I fuck Layla."

"She has that kind of money?"

"No, but she gets them for free as one of their top sellers."

You sit and think for a moment, still overwhelmed from everything you've heard in the last four minutes. Every part of you wants to say no to all of this, but the way she pouted lingers in your mind. Surely this won't go anywhere, right? It seems like she's just in it for the earbuds.