This is why

You take a deep breath. Does Annette seriously not understand this stuff?

“Because Adella’s tall and cool and hung, and she’s got a banging bod, but she’s not the most feminine. And she’s cocky. Your horny guys don’t want all that confidence, they want something a little girlier. That’s Riley.” You wave the photo at her. “It’s not just the way she acts, it’s the lines of the body. She’s got a thin waist, but this perky, apple butt. She’s always doing this.” You get off the desk and lean forward, resting your hands on your knees and pushing out your rear. “She does this without even doing it on purpose, whenever she’s watching people or thinking, or talking to her players. I don’t have good genes like hers, but her little back curves, and she… just trust me, Annette. It’s like crack to these guys.”

Annette stares at you as you stand back up and sit on the desk again, looking through the photos.

“What?” you say.

“You know your stuff.”

“I sit in the same place all day, Annette. You notice things like that,” you say with a shrug. “You’re missing Viti.”

“I’m sorry?”

“Viti. She’s on Pink Team. She’s got what you’re looking for,” you say, tapping the photos.

“Oh. You really do know,” Annette says, biting her lip. Now she looks thoughtful. “So you think I should get Riley and Adella into some ads.”

“Riley with her back to the camera, Adella facing it. Riley’s face in profile, Adella looking head on. Riley’s booty, Adella’s package. Ten out of ten.” You click her tongue and hand the photos back. “Too easy.”

Annette grins.

“Maybe I should hire you for marketing,” she says.

“I could be talked into taking a raise,” you say cautiously.

It’s only just now occurring to you that Annette might find your detailed knowledge of the players suspicious. You already know that she’s searching for the person taking all the truly candid photos. You better dial it down.