This is weird, talk to the horse.

The blonde, pear-shaped stewardess walked away in a huff, muttering something about “new money assholes”. No matter, you could always find her or someone better once you land. You whisper “Able Master”, and the plushie turns into a man with a horsehead In the next seat.

“Sup bro, glad you chose to talk to me early. Don’t take this the wrong way, but you’re kind of a loser and I think you could have more fun if you had the rules explained to you in little words. This is your heaven. You can do anything, so long as it helps you get more and better blowjobs. Make yourself a better person, create money out of thin air, make girls come harder than they ever have when they taste cum. And that’s just the stuff you might understand now. Anyways, gotta go, got a filly on line 2.”

The plush reappeared on the seat next to you. You throw it in a plastic bag, as the plane taxis to the gate. Being too dumb to imagine having a carry-on, you are first off the plane.

At the taxi stand, you are distracted by a blue-haired Asian woman wearing cat ear headphones and a sheer cotton shirt under a leather skirt. As she waves down a cab to the strip you mumble to yourself.

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“Oh yeah, I should get a hotel. Getting sucked off would be a lot easier if I have a place to do it.”

Getting your ankle caught in the car door as she closed it, you fumble your way into the taxi.

“Don’t worry, we’re together.” you confidently lied. You prayed she wouldn’t scream, and for once a woman didn’t when being approached by your shambling form. The cab pulled off and the woman looked annoyed but kept quiet.

“Ok, time to pay you my half of the cab fare.” you said as you pulled your hardening dick out of your gray sweatpants.

“Driver, take the slow way.”

She hesitated before brushing her hair under her headphones and gently kissing the head of your dick. You grab the cat ears on her headphones and start bouncing her head gently to move her to your pace. She panics for a second that she can’t stop you or protest, before steeling her eyes and flicking her tongue over your head, determined to make you cum fast.

It had been years since you had received any sort of blowjob, and even this average effort was enough to **** you to think about something other than the woman in your lap. You had named 12 states, when the car hit a pothole, bouncing your penis into her to the hilt. As she started coughing and gagging, the vibrations of her throat were too much, and you exploded your first Blowjob Heaven load into the stomach of a random tourist. You still didn’t know her name, and why find out now?

As you pull into the hotel, you tell the woman to give the cabbie a nice slow licking to thank him. Feeling the freezing air-conditioning on your skin, the sound of the cabbie’s moans recharges your libido. The desk clerk was suspicious when you walked to the desk, plush horse still under your arm, but with your explanation that a penthouse would be necessary to get drained, you found yourself on the 32nd floor looking out over the city.

After a nap, the sun is setting, and the city is starting to glow.