This is a nude resort, isn't it?

"Why am I naked?!" Ali shot back. "What are you, an idiot? This is a nude resort, isn't it?!"

"But... it's not a nude resort!" The receptionist pointed out, baffled.

"I... it's not?" Ali turned pale.

"No," The receptionist said, grinning slightly.

Ali looked down at her nude, totally exposed body. Then she looked at the guard. Then, finally putting the pieces together she let out a squeal and slapped her hands over her privates.

"But... but that guard!" Ali stammered, blushing. "She told me it was a nude resort!"

"Guard? We don't have a guard here." The receptionist explained.

"But... then she tricked me!" Ali said, the truth finally dawning on her.

She realized how badly she'd screwed up. She'd given that woman her wallet, her phone, her car keys!

"I've been robbed!" Ali squealed. "Help! Call the police, please!"