This New Gigalo Service is MUY EXCELENTE!!! (September 27, 2024)

'Sometimes a slut just needs to take a break from whoring and treat herself! This fine specimen goes by the name of Dick Maximus! Honestly, I've worked with smutters...'

(Smutter = An actor who works almost exclusively in smut - aka: traditional pornography - like Johnny Sins or Lena Paul)

'...with far more ridiculous pseudonyms.'

'I ordered him from L.A. Studs & Cunts; they're a high status escort service that just started in March of this year and one that I would highly recommend to anyone who's in the area and can afford it.'

'They're not cheap as a 3 hour session with Mr. Maximus here cost me $15,000! But as you can see by the look on my face he was worth every penny! The way he pummeled me with his polla poderosa was MUY MAGNIFICO! And whatever they're feeding them over there is really working cause his cum was an easy 5-star gourmet meal! A gourmet meal that he pumped into me at least 50 TIMES before I lost count!!!'

'I'll be definitely using their services again whenever I get the chance!'