They try to ask the faculty for more clothes

“Come on, is this all you got?”

Three elven women were discussing matters at the Headmistress office. The walls and floor were made out of shinning wood, as was the furniture. The pristine room was carved at the top of the oldest and mightiest tree on the campus, overlooking the whole complex.

Small stumps doubled as seats in the spacious office. The rough material was hard on Taggie and Delphi´s bare bottoms. They kept shuffling around uncomfortably, although that might have more to do with their lingering embarrassment than the hardness of their seats.

Squirming in the right seat was Delphi. A purple blush smeared on her cheeks. She kept glancing down at herself, occasionally giving her partner a lingering look as well. Delphi crossed her legs for what felt like the hundred time since she entered the office. Everything below her waist was naked despite her efforts to stretch her only garment, a skimpy white shirt with a message written on it. “I´m with Idiot.” Below it, an arrow pointing left, at her friend Taggie.

Taggie was also only wearing a white shirt and an angry scowl, the message on her garment saying: “I’m with Horny” and pointing at Delphi. She was unaware of the longing eyes of her blue friend that constantly traveled the span of her delicious chocolate legs, from the tip of her dainty toes to the wild bush over her crotch.

In front of them was Viela, the institute´s headmistress for the coming year and Taggie´s nemesis from long before she got the position. The purple-colored elf towered over the two squirming women, looking somewhat imposing with her silver mane and carmine eyes. Her regal dress did a fine job of making the two half-naked elves feel even more out of place.

“We can´t wear this! Come on, Viela, throw us a bone. We got your four letters of recommendation, submitted your stupid forms, and everything! Do you know how long we had to queue to do that? All day! It was the most humiliating day of my life.”

“Oh cry me a river,” Viela rolled her eyes. “We are elves, a day is nothing to us. Besides, we both know that you had worst days.”

“Ok, fine. It´s not the worst, but it´s somewhere in the top ten. Did the office have to be near the entrance of the residential area? You know? So that all of our classmates can see us lining up with our asses on the air?!”

“Y-yes,” Delphi tried to back up her friend. “The least you can do after all that is give us back the key to our room.”

Viela reclined on her wooden throne, chortling. “You two don´t get it, I am throwing you a bone. Do you think I did not notice how you cheated? How two of the four letters of recommendation were written by you two? I should throw your petition in the trash!”

“But-“

“And the request you formally submitted is, and I quote…” The headmistress picked up a piece of papyrus from her desk. “…Viela, you stuck up eggplant, give us some clothes and the key to our room or I will personally kick your ass and throw you into the swamp of the Mud-Wrestling Octopus…” Viela finished reading.

“I knew I shouldn’t have let you write that,” Delphi recriminated Taggie, who just shrugged. “Please Viela, we can´t keep running around campus without clothes. It´s awful! The breeze is chilling, the leaves prickle you when you try to hide, I keep stepping on mud, and everyone makes fun of us!” Delphi pleaded her case with puppy eyes.

“We even tried to improvise some clothing out of grass and leaves, like my Wood Elf forebears. Harder than it sounds! We couldn’t make them stick together for the life of us, and we abandoned that idea altogether when we almost fashioned loincloths out of poison ivy,” Taggie added, cringing and closing her legs as she recalled the event.

“You know what? I like this conversation. Very funny, good mental pictures to think about later.”

“And no one wants to help us, it´s like they made a pact or something.”

“We did, yeah. You stripped the whole college, remember? Also, you ruined some of our oldest trees. But don´t worry, we elves are a forgiving bunch, in a few years or months if you are lucky, everything will be water under the bridge…”

“You can´t be serious…”

“That does remind me. You two have been skipping classes. We are a college, so you have to attend, or I´ll be **** to throw you out.”

“B-b-but we can´t go naked!” Delphi protested. “Everybody already treats us like the campus clowns!”

“We are respected elven scholars, not your personal jesters!” Taggie growled, slapping the table.

“You are troublemaking students throwing a tantrum, but fine. Here, as an extra, you can have these totally non-enchanted panties. I only have one in stock, so you´ll have to share. If you want more, properly follow the procedure this time.”

“S-share?” Delphi mumbled, looking at the piece of underwear.

Well, to call it underwear is a stretch, more like a string. Taggie grabbed the piece and put it on in a huff. The outline of her pubic hair was visible at the sides, and her butt cheeks were not remotely covered. “Unbelievable, can´t believe we wasted so much time here! Thanks for nothing, Viela.”

“Wait, I also have this for you!” Viela quickly tossed something to Taggie, who caught it in mid-air. It was a hat… with horns and bells. Taggie tossed it into the ground and stomped on it as she left the office. The arrow in Delphi´s shirt moved to update “Idiot´s” location in relation to her. “Don´t forget to go to class, or you´ll get expelled,” Viela remarked.

“Err, I guess I´ll be going too…” Delphi stood up, dragging the shirt down as much as she could.

“Wait, Horny,” Viela stopped Delphi. The headmistress leaned on the table, clasping her hands. “ I can´t give you the key to Idiot´s room, but if you want to move out and get a new roommate, that´s within my power. You don´t have to stick with her, you know?”

“I…I” What? Could Delphi go back to sleep under a roof? No more bugs waking her up in the middle of the night? She shook her head, Taggie would be devastated if she abandoned her. “Thanks, but I´ll pass. I can´t betray my friend like that-”

“Friend? Oh, don´t be coy. We both know the real reason you don´t want to leave her. She has a nice ass, doesn´t she?”

“W-what? No! I-y-yes? Maybe? …I-I mean, I didn´t notice...” Delphi pressed her index fingers together, eyes shuffling back and forth.

“Yes, you did. You stare at her the same way a dehydrated woman stares at an oasis in the middle of the desert. You two would make quite the cute couple, I always thought so.”

The purple blush in Delphi´s cheeks extended all over her face. She was looking surprisingly similar to the eggplant in front of her. “I don´t!”

“And…” Viela continued, ignoring the blue elf. “There are special dispensations that the college affords to couples, you know? You could get a new couple´s room together, with only one bed. Not to mention it would halve the requirements for a new procurement.”

“Really?”

“Yep, all you have to do is convince Idiot over there to admit being your other half. Food for thought. Now, please, I believe you have a class starting soon.”