They take the news well

“So yeah, the number of ladies I knocked up is now four,” you said, gesturing to Clover with a two armed wave. You were standing on a slightly raised dais in the main living room with Clover standing next to you while a spotlight shone down on the two of you. You were pretty sure the dais was for the piano and other instruments currently against the east wall. The room was almost as big as a school gymnasium and had several raised areas as well as sunken floors.

Aelita, Starfire, Katara, and a few others were sitting on sofas and chairs facing you while everyone else was standing or leaning against furniture. At least those who decided to answer the harem meeting, some of your girls were busy with things they could drop like making sure your cars were all in working order. Yes cars as in plural, a couple had been mixed in with the wedding gifts so you were now the proud owner of a M831 Troop Transport Warthog and an expanding Hot Shot-looking sports car (you had checked if it was an actual Hot Shot in Alt-mode and you had found zero autobot symbols).

Finally, your harem seemed to snap out of their surprise when Gogo spoke up. “Goddamn, do you even know what a condom is?” While Starfire lets out a deafening squeal, you reply to Gogo.

“It's one of those weird things they sell at gas stations, right?” You asked with a raised eyebrow. “That was all I got from my sex ed tutor before we got to the practical.” Seeing the concerned look many of them were starting to give you. “I’m joking…mostly. I had to have a remedial.” Katara crossed her arms and glared at you.

“We are going to have to talk about that later but,” Katara turns to Clover with a **** smile while Starfire was bouncing in her seat while Aelita kept an arm on her. “How far along are you?”

“And when’s the wedding,” Laura snickered as she cut in before Clover could respond. Clover gritted her teeth and balled a fist before letting out a heated sigh.

Through her teeth, Clover responded, “The doctors said I’m like about two months along,” Clover seemed to realize something and looked at Diana who was sat down on a rug, “so I was def knocked up already when we fucked Wonder.” Clover gave Diana a wink before rotating back to Laura. “And I don’t think there’s gonna be a wedding. Waaaay too soon.” She nodded at you. “Right.”

“Right,” you reply while moving your hand to your pocket to quickly shoot off a message to Wedding Planner Joy. You choose to ignore the subsequent chimes of text messages and continue with the meeting. “So in addition to unpacking everything we also need to start planning on preparing a bigger nursery.”

“You could pick something up while you are on the supply run,” Aelita suggested. You blink before recalling that thanks to another lockdown Prime Earth was on so that harem owners can ‘take care’ of their harems and give them all attention (thinly veiled excuse for massive orgies; for the health of the harem of course), you had to get food and supplies for the house that wasn’t among the packed up boxes. You couldn’t survive off of week old wedding cake and mustard cookies after all.

“Definitely,” you smile at your wives. “Now let's stop torturing Star.” As soon as you said it, Starfire already had Clover in her grasp and talking a marathon a mile. Chuckling at Clover’s struggles as you stepped off of the dais and hooked up with Aelita, Diana, and Katara. You three share greetings. “How are you liking the new house?”

“It's very…big,” Aelita said as Diana rubbed her ankles. “I needed to rest just walking down from our room.” She nods at Clover. “Though at this rate with all the babies coming, we are gonna need all the room.”

“I can always give you the same talk Gran Gran gave Sokka,” Katara teased, making you wonder when her teasing skills got better. “I think it involved a wolfseal bladder and an otterfish spine.”

You give her a thin smile, not even questioning how those objects would be involved in a Talk, “That won’t be necessary.”

“You still might want to buy a few condoms when you’re out,” Aelita suggested with the others nodding. “I can’t even remember the last time you’ve even used one.” You had to admit that you weren’t quite sure either but you that you must have. You put it out of mind for now.

“I mean you don’t need to worry about getting more pregnant,” you poke her belly and receive a light swipe in return. You ribbed each other for a moment before Marinette and Laura approached.

“Excuse me,” Marinette greeted politely. You saw that today she was wearing a red beret, a fashionable polka dotted red dress and a cozy jacket while Laura just had on her leather crop top and shorts. You notice that Marinette looked a little excited.

“What is it?”

“Can we go with you on the supply run? I would like to get more fabrics for more baby clothes,” Marinette waved to Clover who was in the midst of a gaggle of your girls, primarily Alex, Starfire, Ino, Yunyun, and Mirajane.

“Yeah, not a problem,” you say, already thinking up the list of those already going. The Supply Run party was going to be made up of Ahsoka, Gogo, Alex, Clover, Diana and Erza. Ahsoka, Gogo, and Alex were going to be driving the vehicles while Diana and Erza were going to help with the heavy loads. Clover was gonna be going along so that she could get her hairstyling and to hang out with you. After thinking about the supply run group, you then turn to Laura.

“And why are you wanting to go?” Laura shrugged and rolled her eyes.

“To get a pregnancy test,” she said, sarcasm dripping with every word.

“Fair enough,” you chuckled before focusing back on Aelita as Starfire and Clover walked over.