They summoned her when everyone was asleep

When we sat down is when my parents said to all of us "Well everyone we summoned Rebecca Night last night when everyone was asleep which lead us to go outside so we could start the ritual by drawing an upside down pentagram on the ground while also surrounding the circle with salt. When that was done is when we place five candles at the tips of the pentagram while putting the sixth one in the center which lead us to light those candles while also offering the demon Tori's dirty panties we found in the laundry. That lead us to start the ritual by chanting 'sit uxom filia nostra' which means be our daughter's wife six times together confidently and with conjecture which lead a beam of light to hit the symbol which lead to a naked demon in the circle which lead her to wake up so she could sniff the offering we gave her which lead her to say virgin softly in front of us. She couldn't escape the circle since it was surrounded by salt which lead us to warn the demon that if anything bad happens to our daughter we will banish you to the Underworld and you don't want that do you." Which lead her to nod at that sentiment while also telling her that we will let you out of the circle tomorrow on my birthday which lead Rebecca to wonder what to get her new wife for her birthday tomorrow.

When they finished the story is when everyone realized how crazy my parents are that they summoned a demon to marry me for some reason.

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