They say they met on a dating app

Vanessa raised an eyebrow, considering the suggestion. "Hmm, I suppose that might not be a bad idea. We can't very well be caught off guard by something like that, can we? What did you have in mind?" She asked, leaning against the kitchen counter.

Michael thought for a moment. "Well, we could say that we met at a bar and started talking. We both had too much to drink, and things just happened between us. But we both realized it was a mistake afterward and decided to keep it between us. So, we agreed to cancel the charges against each other and just forget about it."

"That's a nice story", said Vanessa, "except the police officers clearly saw I wasn't drunk when they were interviewing me." Michael knew she was right. "Well, we can say we met online, on a dating app. We went out for a date, but it didn't go well, so we ended up fighting, and you got the idea of blaming me of ****."

"Okay, that might work. But what if they want to see the dating app?", Vanessa asked.

Michael thought for a moment. "We can just create fake profiles and hope they don't look at it in much detail?"