They looked at my search history

My parents tell me after I sit down in my seat that they looked at my search history to find out that I had been watching a lot of Angela White videos. So they did their research on who this woman is and they found out that she is a super famous pornstar with lots of money so they try to find out how to get in contact with her. So they decide to just call the Adult Time website and ask for Angela White which they gladly give to my parents. After they get her phone number they call her and ask her if she would be interested in marrying our daughter who we love so much. They also tell her that I am a lesbian who can not seem to get none by herself so my parents wanted me to have someone to love so I would not be alone anymore which apparently made Angela White cry her eyes as she agreed to marry me. Which means she is doing this out of sympathy for me so I do not end up sad and alone for the rest of my life which would be terrible which lead Angela White to say to herself that she will make me the happiest woman on the planet no matter what it takes to do it. So I guess now I know how this happened to me that I ended being married off to Angela White the famous pornstar.

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