They get spotted.

Before they could make their choice it was robbed from them.

"Hey! They're naked!" One of the crowd happened to turn at the worst time.

Shepard first instinct was to blast them through the crowd and on to the docking port that connected to the Normandy, but that would hurt a lot of people. Even as humiliated as she was, she couldn't hurt innocent civilians.

So she practically dragged her naked lover through the people towards the doors. While most of the crowd was shocked some saw it as a one in a billion opportunity to get a true 'touch' of the legends.

Shepard felt hands grabbing and pinching her ass as she ran. The humiliation was to an even higher level.

Liara yelped when someone managed to grab on of her breast. She had no idea who so they were spared the singularity.

The guard at the door was stunned. "Commander Shepard?!"

"Move!"

"Commander...I...you know that procedure is..."

Shepard grabbed him by the collar. "MOVE!"

The man wisely did and the pair ran in. The decontamination procedure began as the door shut behind them.

"Goddess." Liara sighed as she leaned against the wall. They had made it. Now they just had to get up to the captian quarters and, after a few rounds of passionate sex, they could get dressed.

The procedure ended and the door to the Normandy opened.