They Call Her Bluff

(Originally by CrazyEagle)

The two guards hesitate as Texas **** the gun to the sheep's head. "She's bluffing, get this weasel off of me you buffoons!" demanded the sheep. The guards then began approaching the two "Stay back, I-I-I mean it, a'll do it!" stuttered the terrified sheriff. Her hand holding her gun began trembling as the two thugs were soon upon her. Texas pointed her gun at the guards and pulled the trigger.

*Click* The gun didn't fire. She tried firing again. *Click* *Click* her gun had no ammunition, she had forgotten to load it. The sheriffs heart sunk as the grip on the Warden loosened and she managed to wiggle herself loose. The sheriff went wide eyed and attempted to scream as the two guards body slammed her. They started grinding their bellies together crushing the weasel against them. Warden Ramshackle wiped herself off and spoke, "Well it seems you've gone and made this personal, sheriff." she spoke enragingly.

The guards soon separated themselves from each other and Texas fell to the ground dizzy and disoriented. "Well then, I believe you two girls know what to do with her now don't you?" the warden asked the thugs as she motions to them.