Somehow you got the feeling from what he'd said previously, there wasn't.
"They told me that they had thought something like this might happen, but weren't 100% sure," Randall then tried to explain. "That due to the fact that most of my brain actually belonged to your Auntie I would still have some of her impulses and urges. The same way that I started eating the same food as her and drinking coffee like she did." This part you already knew of course. Randall being a much different person in many ways than he had been before. "They said because she was a heterosexual woman, it made sense that her body and hormones would still carry the same sexual desires, even if the part that was still all me didn't." And seeing how only a tiny percentage of the original Randall still actually existed in there, he was hugely outnumbered.
Letting out a sigh then, he said,"In the end they told me it was something that I was just going to have to get used to now. Seeing how stuff like that is pretty much impossible to change. It's apparently hardwired into the brain."
"So you're... you're gay now?" you nervously asked him. Reading between the lines of what he was saying.
His answer was once again not quite what you'd been expecting. Telling you "Not exactly, no." Apparently due to the fact that he was now a biological woman, this new desire towards men actually made him technically straight. "If any part of me is gay I suppose," he added, "it's the male part of my brain. The part that still likes chicks. I guess that kind of makes me bisexual in a way..."
You guess it did. But this didn't make things seem any less strange. Nor did it answer how he went from this, to straight up having sex with a dude less than a week later.
"So, what about this guy... this Garrett? How come you ended up sleeping with him?"
"Well, obviously it took me a while to come to terms with what the doctors said... in fact, I'm still not sure I have. Not completely. That's why I started drinking early yesterday, in case he was there again at the dinner party. Turns out I was right. We got to chatting again, we did a lot more drinking and well... one thing led to another I guess."
"You guess?"
Growing a little defensive now, he said, "Look, Tim, I'm not entirely sure what your Auntie's sex life was like before I came along... though I've heard reports from Aisha and Mads that she was pretty active... but her body was craving it badly! So I was drunk, horny as fuck and also kind of curious." Reminding you then that, "I've never had sex before either. I had no idea what it was actually like. And here was this good looking dude offering it to me, pretty much the entire night! It's no wonder I finally gave in."
"Why... why didn't you tell me any of this before?"
"Why d'you think, dude? I was embarrassed, and I wasn't exactly sure how you'd react...or what you'd think of me." You admittedly, weren't entirely sure either. This being a bomb shell from completely out of nowhere.
Even though he was now a woman, and even though your Auntie had plenty of boyfriends in the past (never mind an ex husband), he was still Randall, and Randall most definitely wasn't into guys... or at least he hadn't been. Becoming a lesbian you might have bought. That seemed more feasible. But this, this was all just too much for your recently awoken brain to try and process.
"Anyway, I'm sorry. I probably should have said something sooner. I realize that now. But I really don't feel like it would have changed things. This was coming no matter what."
"Shit... I... I just dunno what to say, Randall," you told him. It being clear that he was looking at you for some sort of response. Some words of reassurance or something. Sadly none came. "I guess maybe I should be... happy?" you said instead. "You did had sex after all... It's just... well, you know... It's weird is all. Really, really weird."
"I know, dude. Imagine how I feel!" It presumably being even more so for him. "Everything that's happened these last few months, and now this on top!" It really had been one hell of a year for him... for both of you.
"...Anyway, I'd better go get cleaned up. You gonna stick around?"
You could sense the worry in his voice. As if he was expecting you to suddenly bail on him after hearing all this. You weren't going to though. Being kinda knocked for six, sure, but he was still your best friend. You were gonna stick by him no matter what.
"Uh... yeah. Sure."
"Cool."
And with that he pulled himself up off his chair and slowly walked off towards his bedroom, leaving you alone with your thoughts - all fifty billion of them that were currently buzzing around inside your brain. Randall had sex... Randall had sex with a guy! It really was surreal.
About a half hour later, Randall returned again to the living room, having showered, removed his makeup and changed his clothes. In his absence you had done very little other than think about all the things he'd told you. Never once losing sight of the fact that even though it was with another guy (and even though his body presumably had a long time ago when your Auntie was still in control), Randall had lost his virginity last night. Unlike you, he was no longer a virgin. And even though it was from the other side, you were still extremely curious as to what that was like.
"So, uh... how was it? You know, sex..." you asked him after a few minutes of awkward small talk about the rest of the dinner party and about what you did with yourself last night.
"It was awesome!" he replied, breaking into a big grin, unable to mask his excitement. "I mean... I was nervous as hell and kinda drunk, so I didn't really know what I was doing, but he certainly made up for that." You could only take a guess at what this meant, assuming that this Garrett guy was a bit of expert in the sack (or at least an expert compared to Randall). "It's funny, I didn't think it would be that much different from using a dildo, but there really is something about having someone inside you, you know? Feeling their bare skin on yours. Their lips kiss and sucking and licking... It just felt sort of... I dunno... right!"
His description was certainly vivid, and you were having a hard time trying not to picture his naked body as he said all this - as well as your own mouth being the one doing all the kissing and sucking. "Yeah... Sounds pretty nice."
"Fuck, yeah it was! The dude certainly knew what he was doing," Randall continued, echoing your own thoughts. "Even went down on me which was fucking mind blowing. He's got quite a talent."
It was only at this point that it suddenly dawned on you to ask, "Did you like, use protection and stuff? Cause now that you're a woman..."
"I can get pregnant. Yeah, I know. The doctors gave me that little chat as well," he said, finishing your thought. Fearing that in his drunken state, and this being his first time - period - that it might have completely slipped his mind. Thankfully though this wasn't a bridge he had to cross just yet (at least you hoped not), telling you then that, "And yeah, I did. Or at least he did. I just lay back really and let him do all the work." That big, extremely satisfied looking grin once again returning. "Seriously, Tim, I know this is all kinda strange and shit, but it really was incredible. Just thinking about it makes me want to do it again and again, and again!"
"And, are you?" you replied, it being abundantly clear that he didn't regret it. Not for a minute.
"Fuck yeah! If I can feel like that again," he beamed. Telling you then then, "He did give me his number..."
"So you can hook up again?"
"Well, yeah. Maybe. I dunno yet." This answer wasn't quite so definitive. "I mean obviously if I do, it'd just be for the sex. I'm not wanting to start a relationship or anything."
You were unsure how to feel about this exactly - the thought of Randall hooking up with guys merely for sex. On the other hand though, you supposed it would be a whole lot less weird than him actually dating someone. Either way, as happy as he seemed, and as quick as he was to point out that it was indeed just "about the sex", this whole thing did make you feel very uneasy... And dare you say it, possibly even a little bit jealous - of both him and Garrett. He'd lost his virginity first (albeit to a dude), while you were getting nowhere fast merely getting a date with Allison. And as for Garrett, whoever he was, he'd got to make love to that incredible dream like body. A body you could only wish Allison could possess. And even though it was your Auntie's body and it felt really wrong and dirty thinking of it this way, you still couldn't help it. Thinking to yourself, When the hell am I gonna get a break?
Asking you then, "But we're still cool, right? Me and you? This isn't gonna come between us or anything?" Looking slightly nervous at the possibility that it still might, you assured him that it wouldn't ...At least you hoped it wouldn't.
"I mean, it's not gonna affect us right?" you said, attempting to break the tension with a joke. "...just because you love cock now!"
It was a bad joke admittedly. One you both made often when playing Xbox or just generally fooling around. Not that you could really use it anymore...
Chuckling slightly, Randall retaliated with, "Screw you, dude! At least I'm getting some!" Doing his best to assure you that you would too soon enough. Almost as if he was adding insult to injury.
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