There's a train announcement

You have just counted your seventh **** orgasm from the vibrator. Surely you must be arriving soon. You're sweating so badly that even if you still had your vest, it would be so soaked that it would be pointless.

And then, with a loud screeching sound, you hear (and feel) the train's brakes being applied.

And an announcement sounds over the speaker system.

"This is your driver. Unfortunately we have encountered a cow on the tracks, so we will have to wait here until it decides to move on."

Oh god.