The women are completely oblivious to anything sexual

Once again, you're unsure of proper protocol. Should you explain yourself? Make excuses? Assume it's all fine because you've been in an apparently magic car crash? Does that even work if it's just sexting?

"Uhm, hey, I'm... uh... so look, thi-" you start, stumbling over your words, not at all helped by your slight inebriation. The three incoming women appear to have noticed absolutely nothing, however, and you draw a sigh of relief.

Be that as it may, they're still looking at your crotch and walking towards you, despite being busy having a heated discussion about something.

They don't stop once they reach you, either. It's almost like they're trying to push or wade through you, as if you were water or vegetation. They're very mild, though. You're being peacefully coaxed onto a nearby sofa before they all kneel around you and reach for your trousers.

Ooooooh, you think. It's happening again.

Well, you've gone quite a long time without fucking. Possibly even several hours! So who are you to complain?

The whiny one appears to be the one in the middle - they're all upset, but she's downright angry. "So what if I get there like at eight exactly? I freakin' start at eight! But then my boss is all like 'Lindsey, we've been over this before, if you start at eight you need to be in scrubs and ready to work at eight' as if she's like got the right to choose how I spend my free time!!"

You've listened to Lindsey for all but ten seconds and you already can't stand her, and when she puts your hand between your legs as her friends remove your clothes, you're a bit afraid of how the raging young lady will treat your poor unsuspecting penis.

Well, maybe not entirely unsuspecting. It is currently actively pointing towards Lindsey, and you draw a familiar sigh of relief as your body gets that initial release from being pleasured. Thankfully, Lindsey is pretty good with her hand, despite using her other one to animate her story.

Her friends each have a hand on your thighs, idly caressing you while you're being jerked off, so you send your dick pic to Janelle and lean back to relax.

The good news is that you're getting very nice treatment without doing anything. The bad news is that Lindsey is kind of horribly annoying.

"And then he says like it's nice and quiet now and I'm like 'what the fuck?!' Like you can't just say that when you're getting a blowjob y'know Christy??"

Christy nods enthusiastically, enthralled by the idiotic story, and you're torn between understanding Lindsey's partner and agreeing with Lindsey that he does seem pretty rude. Actually, Lindsey on the other hand is pretty pretty. You move your fingers through her hair - it's been taken well care of, and it's silky smooth to the touch. "Like just because he doesn't wan t-blurhluhuhblhurhgl," she goes, gracefully being interrupted by you putting a thumb in her mouth to see what she does.

Of course, she immediately starts sucking on it. As on cue, the other girls lean forward to make out with each other - sandwiching your penis inbetween. It's an astonishing sensation, one you would have never ever dreamt of experiencing. Reluctantly, you withdraw your thumb from the bitching mouth in order to better enjoy the treatment you're receiving. Lindsey cups your balls and takes the opportunity to continue whining about how boys like only want to like get themselves off, y'know? And that's like bad.

You can't imagine anyone fucking this person without something to gag her, though she'd probably complain through that as well. "Pull up your shirt and take your bra off, then toss it away," you command her, and she obeys while complaining about her last hookup having a small cock. Then you rub her nipples a bit, and her speech is slightly slurred - even though she isn't actively having conscious sex, she's still being turned on. Once they protrude enough, you grab your camera again and take a photo of everything to send to Janelle.

She texts you back instantly. "Whaaaat?! I know her!! The one in the middle stroking your testes! She was a nursing aide with us last summer. :o :o :o"

"Do you like her?"

"She's decent I guess but you have to give her something to really keep her occupied so she doesn't whine all the time."

Yeah, that sounds about right.

"Want to see her pussy?"

"Can you shove something in it?"

You look around for something like a glass bottle, a hairbrush, why not a carrot... but the room is sparsely populated with dildolike objects. It's mostly just books. Eventually, though, you get a nice idea for a double punishment. "Lindsey," you order, "hike up that skirt, pull your underwear to the side, and insert half your phone into your vagina."

She doesn't hesitate for a moment before moving her skirt up, sitting down, leaning backwards and exposing her honestly quite beautiful vulva to the present company. Christy and whatever the third young woman's name is haven't stopped what they're doing, and you suspect you could probably orgasm like that if the annoying party just went away.

The iPhone - what else - is smooshed into the nether regions in no time, and you excitedly send Janelle the newest update. Not even half a minute later, you get a closeup of her own pussy with a vibrator in return. You take a short video of the blowjob sandwich, and Janelle texts you back to say that she's going to cum soon.

In fact, you want that too. Lindsey is ranting a-fucking-gain, and you're seriously entertaining the thought of having her put the panties of all three ladies into her mouth. Then you finally realise that you do, in fact, have something even better at your disposal.

Standing up, you forcefully grab Lindsey's head with both hands. She's nagging about school now, you think, although you haven't bothered to keep up. Christy and the third one go back to simple caressing, and you put your cock all the way down Lindsey's throat.

That instantly triggers her gag reflex, and you move back a bit to make sure she doesn't vomit on you. As soon as it seems clear, though, you begin to facefuck her in earnest, with no concerns for roughness. "Take my phone and record this for me, Christy," you ask, and she obediently opens the camera app."

Then you just go to town. Lindsey is gagging and sounding like "mmemhMHMHMmhmH", and you seriously don't know whether that's due to what you're doing or if she's still blabbering about something stereotypically annoying.

As you reach full throttle, the one whose name you still don't know decides to stand up and walk around you, then holds you tightly with her tits on your back and her breath on your neck. She's amazing at somehow keeping up with your tempo, and you decide that it's time to unleash a torrent of seed all over Lindsey.

With a loud primal scream, you fire off the first shot of semen down her throat. Then you take your cock out, and the woman embracing you immediately grabs it and jerks it off frantically for you. "Aim at her hair!" you shout, which she does. A veritable stream of goo lands in Lindsey's blonde scalp, and you're suddenly really satisfied, knowing that's going to take ages to get clean.

Once the orgasm subsides, the jerking slows down and eventually stops entirely. You take your phone back and squeeze Christy's chest to say thanks before sending the whole thing to Janelle.

She replies with a pic of a large, very wet spot below her sex - and a short text to accompany it: "Thanks! I think I'll keep that... ;)"

At that moment, Trevor enters the room. You don't pay him much attention, as you expect him to be just as chill with this as everybody else seems to be. But he immediately stops and shouts "What the fuck?!"

Then he follows it up. "You can do it too?!"