The two women

You sit next to the two women. One is an attractive blonde with her hair pinned to the back of her head, and the other is an attractive brunette with thick wavy hair.

"You should have seen her!" said the brunette. "She had on this polka-dot top and this billowing orange skirt. I mean she looked like a clown!"

The two women burst out laughing.

This gives you an idea. You wish both women were completely naked except for a large pair of clown shoes and each would have a rubber red nose stuck on their noses. You wish neither women could remove the shoes or noses until they get home, and that the shoes had clown horns in them that went off with every step. Your final wish is that the women would not be able to find anything to cover their nudity.

The women freak when they realize they are naked. They cover their boobs and look around.

"What happened?" asks the blonde. Her eyes cross, and she sees the rubber nose. She goes to pull it off, but cannot.

You wish the women would leave and try to run home.

The women get up. They notice the clown shoes. "What the hell?!" shouts the brunette. They head for the door, their shoes tooting with every step.

Before they hi the door, you wish that every time they fart or sneeze, it would sound like a loud clown horn.

You enjoy your coffee.