The two blondes

You're not sure what it is, but there's something about the two blondes that has piqued your interest. Figuring you can open up with asking if they are in fact sisters and see if the conversation goes anywhere from there, you decide to make your way over to them.

Reaching their table, you're about to open your mouth to talk to them when blonde number two sees you and cuts you off. "Oh honey, perfect timing. Can we get two shots of Fireball, chilled please?" she asks you, then goes right back to talking the other woman.

Apparently, she thinks you work there. You're not exactly sure why, because you're not dressed like any of the employees, but you figure bringing her those drinks is an additional opportunity at a conversation starter. Making your way back to the bar, you get the shots she asked for then head back to their table. "Here you go ladies." you say, placing the shots down in front of them before continuing. "Now, if someone that actually works here tries to put those on your tab, make sure they take it off. I already paid for them." you tell them, clueing them in on the fact that you're not actually an employee.

Blonde number two catches on to what you're saying just as she's starting to raise her shot glass and looks at you with a look of utter embarrassment on her face. "Oh my god, wait a minute, you don't work here?!" she exclaims. "I'm soo sorry! How much were they? Let me pay you back." she says, reaching for her purse.

Before she can even get her wallet out, you stop her. "I'll tell you what, you two look like you're having a real good time here. Let me sit with you for a bit, you can let me enjoy your company and you can tell me what the occasion for the shots are, and we'll call it even." you say, smiling at the two.

"Well, if you don't mind sitting with two women old enough to be your mother, you can certainly join us. Have a seat." blonde number two responds, motioning towards an empty stool before raising her shot glass in a toast and quickly downing it with her friend, then turning back to you. "So, what's your name honey, and what made you actually go buy shots for this crazy, older lady?"

"Well, I'm David, and honestly, I was watching the two of you while I was sitting at the bar, and I said to myself, "Those two look like they know how to have fun. I'm gonna go see what they're up to". I figured paying for a couple shots was worth it to find out. I also was curious to find out if the two of you were related. It's not too often you see someone with eyes like yours, let along two people together."

"Well someone's observant, aren't they?" blonde number two replies. "As a matter of fact, we're sisters. This is my little sister, Danielle" she says, referring to blonde number one "and I'm Alyssa."

You shake each of their hands, getting a warm smile from them both, but a little bigger smile from Alyssa who blatantly checks you out, licking her lips when her eyes reach your crotch.

As you get talking to them, you find out they've already had a few drinks and had a pretty good buzz going before they even had the shots and that the reason for the shots is because it's Alyssa's birthday and she just turned fifty. In celebration they left their husbands and kids at home and are having a girl's getaway weekend, staying at an Airbnb in town. Coincidentally enough, they had themselves a spa day today at the same spa where you work and you got talking about the stylists and massage therapists that worked with them, all excellent in what they do, you assure them.

"It's too bad we didn't get you instead. These nice, strong arms," Alyssa says, reaching over and rubbing your biceps. "You look like you'd really be able to help me release some tension." she tells you as her finger traces up your arm and across your chest. Apparently, Alyssa is one of those women who gets very touchy and flirty when she's been drinking and you decide to encourage the behavior.

"Are we still talking about a massage, or did we just change topics?" you ask with a smile, slipping in some sexual innuendo and moving your hand under the table, resting it on Alyssa's thigh.

"Oh my god, Alyssa, you're so bad!" Danielle interrupts before Alyssa can answer.

"What? I'm just having a little fun. Besides, look at him! He's delicious!" she responds, not even bothering to deny it or making any move to push your hand away. "You can't honestly tell me you wouldn't have rather had him be the one rubbing lotion all over your body today instead, can you?" Alyssa asks, teasing her sister.

"Fine, of course you're right, but I don't think David here needs you drooling all over him. Try to show some self restraint, will you?"

"Oh, self restraint? You mean the type of self restraint you showed at my bachelorette party?" Alyssa asks with a smile and twinkle in her eye, beginning a playful banter with her sister.

"Oh, here we go again! David, this literally happened twenty-five years ago, but my older sister here" she says emphasizing the "older", "still insists on bringing it up on a regular basis. I was twenty-two, Alyssa, had too much to drink, and besides, it was your friend who dared me to do it." she says defending herself.

"Don't forget the fact that you were big whore back then too." Alyssa says laughing then taking a sip from her drink.

Intrigued by what it was that happened, you can't help but ask for more details. "You two aren't just going to keep it at that, are you? I've got to hear the whole story!" you plead, wondering if they'll actually share.

"Oh fine." Danielle says. "If I don't tell it to you, big mouth over here will. At least this way I can make sure it's accurate." Then says to herself "I can't believe I'm actually telling this to someone I only met like five minutes ago. I must be more buzzed than I thought." then continues with telling the story to you. "So, like Alyssa said, it was her bachelorette party. The plan was for the whole bridal party to go out to a club, then go back and spend the night at one of the other girl's places. She had a condo and lived alone, so we could be as crazy as we wanted and didn't have to worry about keeping anyone up or getting kicked out of a hotel. Well, this also made it convenient for us to get some entertainment for my big sister before her big night."

"She means a stripper." Alyssa interjects.

"I'm pretty sure he knew what I meant." Danielle says to her sister, before continuing with the story. "So yes, we got a stripper for her and are gathered around him in a circle. He's doing his thing, making his way around to each of us, giving everyone a little lap dance, but before he gets to me, Alyssa's friend Bethany, leans over to me and dares me to pull his penis out of his G-string and put him in my mouth. Like I said, I was a wild twenty-two-year-old who had too much to drink, so I did it. End of story."

"That's your "accurate" version of the story?!" Alyssa asks in disbelief, then turning to you says "She happens to be leaving out the fact that once she got her mouth around him, she started deep throating him like a porn star and didn't let him go until he came down her throat! After that, he was so worn out that he just left. He didn't even stay for the full hour that he was supposed to!"

"Well, if we're telling the whole story to David, you should probably include how you were the one who was cheering me on the loudest and also how you had your fingers jammed up your pussy the entire time you watched. The only reason you were upset at the time is because you were hoping he'd do you next. How was I supposed to know he wouldn't be able to go a second time?" Danielle finishes, making sure that if she's going to be embarrassed in front of you, she's bringing her sister down with her.

"Can you blame me for being upset? It was my bachelorette party after all. If there was anyone who should have gotten some strange cock one last time, it was me!" Alyssa says, laughing at the memory and unbothered by the fact that her sister just revealed that little bit of information about her.

"Well maybe David here will be willing to help right that wrong." Danielle says before turning to you. "What do you think? Seeing she missed out on getting it on her bachelorette night, are you interested in giving my sister some strange cock for her birthday instead?"

You're taken aback by this sudden turn in the conversation, and judging by the look on Alyssa's face, she's just as shocked as you. Fortunately, your dick quickly takes over the task of thinking for you and you hear yourself accepting the proposal before things fully register in your mind. What happens next is a bit of a blur with the two women downing the rest of their drinks and Alyssa hurrying to the bar to close out her tab. As you begin to process what's happening, you start to think that all of this happened very quickly and think that the two of them have probably done something like this in the past, or at least planned for it to happen tonight, either way, you're happy you're the recipient of this good fortune and the three of you begin making your way out to the parking lot. Somewhere in the conversation, you had found out the two of them had taken an Uber to the bar, but there was no need for them to call in for a return ride with you having your car there. Alyssa is the one to climb into the front passenger seat next to you, while Danielle sits behind her. Climbing into the driver's seat, you enter the address they gave you into your GPS and are soon on your way.

As soon as you've pulled out of the parking lot, you feel Alyssa's hand on your thigh then move up to your crotch and begin tracing along the outline of your hardening member. Licking her lips, she continues stroking you through your pants, sending blood rushing to your loins and bringing you to your full size. "Oooh Danielle, you should feel how big he is! This might very well be the best birthday ever!" she says to her sister. Fortunately, it's not that far of a drive to the house they're renting and you arrive in only a few minutes. Pulling into the driveway, you turn the car off and head into the house, Alyssa's hands pawing at you the entire time.