The tiny girl

"Umm... small girl, what was your name again?"

"I'm not small!"

"OK, pretty girl, what's your name?"

"Oh," the girl says, quieting down. "Um... Hannah."

"Cool, I'm Jack. Ladies, you mind if I borrow your friend?"

The other two girls nod in silence, as Hannah, now blushing and quiet as a mouse, offers you a hand. You take it, silently thankful for the ridiculous gender ratio in the school.

"You know anywhere private, Hannah?" you ask.

"There's the LARPing room."

"I thought we were just in the LARPing room?"

"This is the tabletop gaming room, not the LARPing room."

"We have a separate room for each and I'm bunking with three people?! What the fuck is... ah shit, never mind, I don't have time for this. Let's go."