The third option

As Jessica took a while to decide, the woman got very impatient. "Times up your chance of my help has gone!" She exclaimed. Jessica looked up angrily. "Hey! I was still thinking!" She yelled at her. "Yeah and I ain't got all damn day!" The woman responded.

Jessica thought for a moment, maybe this was a sign? She might have dodged a horrible bullet. "Okay, do you at least know anywhere that might be able to help?" She asked the woman. "Yes I do actually, Nelly one of the residents here has always wanted a baby, she'll be able to teach you! Here's her address and I've also written what you need to say to her." The woman handed Jessica a note.

As Jessica examined it, the woman grabbed Jessica's wrist. "You NEED to say exactly those words, or else Nelly will think you're gonna rob her!" The woman told Jessica. Before the naked reporter could react, her big bottom was smacked as she was sent trotting down the street clutching her sore cheek.