The talk!

After cleaning the house and her mess up you retrieve the buttplug from the bathroom, clean it it and put it in your pocket. Next you open a bottle of wine and sit down at the table ... pondering what and how your going to deal with this roommate of yours.

Not 10 min later she walks in the door all bubbly and shit! Runs down stairs and changes out of her scrubs (shes a lab tech or some shit) she comes up stairs and see you sitting there with a sort of pissed off look. " shelby we need to have a chat!" She sits in front of you at the table nervously

Me: do you know what this fucking house looked like when i got home!?

Shelby: nnn no

Me: like a fucking bomb went off in here, wtf do you need to make such a big mess in the 3 hrs im not home that i have to clean up, between the bathroom and the rest of the house we look like fuckin slobs

Shelby: im im im sorry (a little teary eyed) im sorry it wont happen again

Me: no your right it wont! New rules 1: you will clean up your mess and any other mess you see eveyday 2: the $300 you pay in rent cuz i thought i was being a good guy and giving you a break is not enough to cover everything and 3: if you dont start doing your share around here youll be looking for a new place to live understand?

Shelby: omg im so sorry i didnt realize, you are right im sorry ill change i promise i promise

And on that note you say good get it together.