The sword

Deciding the left doors seem to contain the least ominous of the engravings, you step up to them and push gently. Your initial attempt doesn't budge the door at all, so you learn much more **** into your second attempt. This time the doors slam open, the initial resistance overcome in a flash. As the opening swings wide for you, the sudden disappearance of any resistance causes you to stumble into the chamber beyond.

To your surprise the room you find yourself is almost completely bare, the walls nothing but the plain stone work you've seen fill the entire dungeon so far. In the center, however, is a large table made of a single massive slab of stone, with a single object sitting on it. An ornately carved wooden phallus stands upright in the very center. Though it is not obscenely large, the ripples of carved veins detailing the length and the prominent, slightly-bulging head seize your attention.

You instinctively take a few steps towards it before your focus is broken for a moment. You jump slightly as the massive doors you just went through spam behind you. You simply stare at the plain backside of the doors for a moment, eventually realizing there's no handles on this side to let you pass back into the hallway.

Without much other choice now, you turn back to the center of the room. The closer you get to this curious object, the more enthralled with it you become. In the back of your mind you know this object isn't really remarkable, but you can't help but be intrigued by it. Soon you are standing right next to the table, close enough to reach out and touch it.

But should you?