The streak back, but the door to their room is locked

“Err, Delphi, I suggest we run back to our room.”

“A-agreed.”

Taggie pressed her hands deeply over the chocolate bush between her legs. Delphie ran one arm across her chest and the other over her slim, teal butt. They both turned around and started sprinting out of the meadow with their classmates’ chuckles ringing in their ears.

“Wow, check that out!” A student pointed at the streaking elves, their naked behinds jiggling in front of them as they ran past.

“Are those Taggie and Delphi?”

“Haha, they got them again, huh?”

“Is that… Are they covered in jelly?”

“Heh, yeah. At least this livens up my morning.”

The streaking elves kept moving at full speed, dashing across their fellow students like a blur… or at least that was the idea. Considering the loudness of the laughter they left behind and the number of catcalls they heard, they were not moving as fast as they hoped.

Taggie remembered hearing that human learning institutions were behemoths of concrete and stone. How she longed to be in such a place, with the shelter of walls. No such thing in an elven college. There were few buildings; the only cover came from the greenery at the sides of the path. Practically everyone could and did see their **** sprint.

“W-wait, there are too many people over there! Let’s take a detour.” Taggie said, noticing the crowd in front of her. Grabbing Delphi’s arm, she jumped out of the pathway and ran into the campus grounds proper.

Taggie cut across a scratchy bush to try to disappear from sight, the twigs poking and prodding her exposed skin… Ugh, streaking across campus sucked worse than she thought.

On the other side, the elves found a parcel of forest dense with sallow trees, their branches stretching to the floor itself. Neither seemed to notice that they moved towards the both of them as if by magic. “W-wait!” Delphi cried out. “Not this way, this is the Spanking Willow garden! Ow! My butt!”

The branches coiled upward, endeavoring to punish the intruders’ posteriors for their trespassing. “Ouch! Ow! Too late to turn around now! Yeuch! Watch out for that vine! Ow!”

“Who needs so many Spanking Willows?! Ow! O-over there! We can escape over there!”

With one last branch slapping the undefended bottoms of the two naked elves as a parting goodbye, Taggie and Delphi jumped over another prickly bush. They crash-landed on some vases, shattering them into the ground in a million pieces.

“Ah! Pottery Class! Eeep! I S-sorry about breaking that, and that other one! Ah! Owww! Didn’t mean to step on that one either! P-please don’t laugh, this isn’t funny!”

“Ack! S-sorry guys, I promise we´ll come back and make you some new pots! Taggie, let´s try this way!?” Delphi spotted one of the many streams flowing across campus. She dived into it like a dolphin, barely making a splash. “We can use the river to take a shortcut back home, and no one will be able to tell that we are naked!”

“M-maybe, but couldn’t you have picked a warmer river? T-this is cold!” Taggie replied after dive-bombing the river and sending a tidal wave all over Delphi´s face.

“Skinny dipping, huh girls?” Another elf swam next to Taggie, prodding her nubile breasts with her pointy finger. Taggie was quick to wrap her arms around her chest, keeping herself afloat by kicking her feet.

“Naughty, naughty.” Another elf chided the duo. Delphi retreated underwater to hide everything below her nose. Bubbles came to the surface as the water muffled her little squeal.

Right, swimming was a popular pastime at the E.E.C.K., the stream was filled with frolicking elves. The rivers were so clean that the water was practically transparent. The two naked elves just traded a walk of shame for a swim of shame.

“Let’s try this other stream.” Taggie went for a fork in the river to try to get away from the giggling swimmers. The alternative path went across the denser part of the forest, its water a greenish color. “It seems like no one is over there.”

“W-wait, that’s because Eeek!” Delphi winced; it felt like something pinched her feet… and her slim buttocks, and her blue apple breasts. “Ack! Because these waters are infested with Nibbling Tadpoles.”

“Ouch! Yeah, I noticed! Ack!” The legion of slimy little tadpoles tried to give their signature kiss to Taggie, already latching to her nipples and arms.

Their bite wasn’t powerful or dangerous, it was the equivalent of being pinched by a slimy clothespin. It was very annoying at the very least, which is why it was somewhat common at the E.E.C.K to prank people by hiding the little critters in the underwear drawers of a hated rival.

The two naked elves were swimming back to back, their arms flailing and splashing about as they tried in vain to play keep away with the slimes. It was a losing battle, the duo was croaking harder than the frogs as the amphibian menace kept sliming around their defenses. “W-why don’t we try walking, again? It doesn’t seem like there is anyone around.”

Huh, truth be told, Taggie probably preferred to fight a legion of tadpoles rather than getting spotted by half the campus, but Delphi was right, there was no one around.

Taggie and Delphi crawled out of the stream, their legs and hands caked with mud as they struggled to move away from the green menace. Yup, streaking across this campus really sucked… At least Taggie got the bath she wanted. Now she was slime-free!

Carefully sprinting from tree to tree to try to stay undetected, Taggie’s allowed herself the faintest of smiles. She could finally see her home! Just one last sprint... “Wait!” Taggie dug her heels on the dirt and tried to grab Delphi, but the blue elf was going too fast. Instead, she collided with her friend and they both fell to the ground, one atop the other.

“If it isn’t the two most ungraceful elves on campus... Although, hmm, yes. This can work.” Two bare feet entered Taggie’s peripheral vision. She looked up. The woman next to her was wearing a dress made out of patched-up leaves and flowers. Her Godiva hair twirled around her curves, parts of it covered in splashes of colorful paint.

“Ugh… That’s what I was trying to tell you. Margery is here.” Taggie whispered. Margery’s tongue was sticking out, her paint-covered fingers sizing the naked elves. Her circular glasses shining with a sinister glint.

“Yep, I’ll immortalize this scene. You should thank me. My masterpiece will be the most beautiful you two philistines will ever look like.” Without another word, Margery placed a white canvas on her easel and began to add color to it.

“Bite me, Margy,” Taggie snarled, struggling to her feet. She grabbed her blue friend’s arm and pulled her up. “Come Delphi, let’s get out of here before she has a chance to paint our naked asses!”

“Too late! Now hold still so I can get your faces right!” Margery said. Her fingers drenched with the paint she was spilling while speed painting.

“Eeep!” Delphi whimpered as she broke into a sprint.

“Hey, wait for me!” Taggie followed. Thankfully, they were close to their room. The two elves reached the little hut carved in the heart of the great tree. They grabbed the knob, and in unison, both their hearts stopped.