The so-called Topless

Jack: Based on the audience’s suggestions, we have…

Jack falls silent as a message appears on the screens that says “The so-called Topless,” accompanied by a drawing of two watermelons.

Tania: Disgusting.

Tania mutters to herself.

Jack: In the distant lands of Africa, women of the tribe walk around with their breasts exposed, delighting the men.

On the program’s screens, a cartoonish drawing appears of a European explorer reacting to an African woman with large, exposed breasts.

Tania: You’re a fucking ignorant pig. You’re sexualizing a practice from an entire continent and turning centuries of **** into a caricature.

Tania says with disgust, but Jack interrupts her.

Jack: Now, if your breasts are covered, you’ll feel discomfort because your tits were made to be out in the open.

Tania: You’ve got to be kidding me...

But Tania is interrupted by a tingling sensation in her chest. Instinctively, she wraps her arms around her chest.

Tania: This doesn’t prove anything; it’s just a trick. You probably put something in my water, or... you used some kind of itching powder.

Tania has a moment of realization.

Tania: That’s it! You must’ve put something in my bra while I was showering in my dressing room. But I won’t fall for your games.

Tania says, then removes her bra without taking off her BLM shirt, letting the bra drop to the floor. It’s a large purple bra designed to support Tania’s massive chest.

Tania picks up the bra and throws it at the face of one of the show’s staff members.

Tania: Here, take this. It’s probably the closest a loser working on a terrible show like this will ever get to a woman’s breasts.

Tania still feels discomfort in her chest, but in her mind, she justifies it by thinking it’s residue from the itching powder and refuses to take off her shirt in front of the cameras.

Jack: Come on, Tania, don’t be childish. The guys working backstage deserve better treatment. I don’t think the audience will appreciate that kind of behavior.

(Same mechanics: Let us know in the comments what punishment you’d like to see applied to Tania in response to her mistreatment of the show’s staff member.)