The show

Naruto watched as the girls changed based on his triggers.

Sakura immediately moved in her seat. Her legs were spread wide, her mouth open in a large O shape, her hands up by her head primed for handjobs

Tsunade, meanwhile, skipped over to Naruto and wrapped her arms around his, hanging off of him

"Like, haaay daddy." She giggled, twirling her hair

Anko then rolled her eyes and pulled Tsunade off of him.

"Tsunade. You know better than to bother your daddy while he's working" she scolded

"But Mooooom!" Came Tsunade's reply

Naruto then looked to Kurenai, who was standing at the front of the stage, holding a microphone and dancing around like a pop singer

"Hey! Hey! I'm Kurenai! Out here looking for the perfect guy! I need a handsome stud to give me fuck! And judging by this crowd, I'm in luck!" She sang

Shizune, meanwhile, sat at her chair with a professional look.

"As we can see, rather strange things are happening on stage here today. Tsunade seems to believe she is many years younger than she truly is, and is lusting after her own, supposed, father as Anko plays the mother. Sakura is ready for someone to come up and fuck her senseless - though given the blank look on her face, her senses may already be gone. And Kurenai is gracing us with a wonderful, sexy performance that's enough to make this newscaster wet between the legs"