The seven layers of hell

You see a new game has just dropped for the VISS, and it sounds amazing. Titled The Seven Levels of Hell, it’s an escape challenge that is said to not only have something for everyone, but to be nefariously difficult to win.

You excitedly click on the title, and a cavernous terrain forms around you.

• Welcome Sinner to the Seven Levels of Hell. You may be here because you deserve it, or do to some cosmic accident, but your only chance for escape is to traverse each level of hell, resist or defeat the various seductive temptations, and confront the Lords of hell to find escape or redemption.

• Each Level is themed around a deadly sin of the same name. You may modify them to your sexual preference, but beyond that you will have little control.

• The game gives you 24 hours to attempt. Once you start you will not be able to remove your VISS system until you win, or the 24 hours are up.

• Now, design your sinner and choose your sexual preference. And good luck... you are going to need it.

All of this seemed amazing. You had freed up your entire weekend to try this, and you were set on getting the glory of being one of the first to beat this game! You clicked on the hanging words to customize your character and preferences, eager to start.