Chapter 21
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What do you do?
The sensitive, the exhibitionist, and the orgasmancer.
Niki carries the sacks of dripping wet, smelly crab meat, though she doesn't seem to care. As your party marches, you look to your right, and scan them over. They are still cute, and they aren't completely inept, but you can't help but think about how much of a pain in the neck they are after only one quest. Hopefully, if you do more, it won't only get worse. On the other hand, you really have no other options right now.
Your party seems a little less badass in retrospect. You assess your party a second time.
First, you have Niki Vakila. She has a fetish for being tickled, especially when she has no means of escape. Not only that, but she has a marking on both of her breasts, making them incredibly sensitive to sexual stimulation. She also seems to throw caution to the wind. Those are some critical weaknesses, though at least she can fight.
Second, you have Eva Beela. She's a total exhibitionist. Though she won't admit it, she get excited by attention being brought to her body, and being embarrassingly disrobed. Though this distracts her greatly, at least she is in fact a capable mage.
Next, you have Amara Tedrilui. You're not sure how, but casting spells seems to stimulate her in a sexual way. It has something to do with how magic flows in her body, apparently. It doesn't seem to bother her as much as it should. At least she has potent support magic.
Lastly, there's you, Kyle Warren. You're sore, smell like crab, and all you want to do is become an impressive hero with a harem of beautiful fantasy women. You start to think about what could come from continuing to quest with this party.
When Niki was grabbed by Fang, she was shuddering with ecstasy as she was helplessly grappled and tickled. What happens if she's tickled out in the field? Will we be fighting while she's on the ground orgasming? And with those sensitive tits, what if they're tickled? And then there's Eva. If she gets off to being exposed, people are going to start thinking I'm the weirdo. What if one day, she just goes commando on a quest without saying anything, or she ends up entirely nude? Amara is great healer, but if she has to keep casting spells, she'll be too busy cumming to help!
You're stuck with a harem of hotties that are entirely hopeless, and you fear what kind of strife you'll have to deal with next because of them.
What do you do?
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A New World! Your Party of Hopeless Hotties
(Game) After being transported to a fantasy land, you try to assemble a normal party of girls, but things are never that simple.
Click "Start Game"! You've been mysteriously brought over to an RPG-style world of sexy elves and powerful magic, but things aren't as easy as you first imagined. The only adventurers that you're able to recruit into your party are cute girls that are entirely hopeless, and kinky as hell! Hopefully you don't die because of them. (This story was inspired by Konosuba. Cover is from Sakura Knight. Also known as YPoHH.) ----- We have a wiki now! Too many characters to keep track of in this setting? Check out the constantly under-construction reference site here: https://www.worldanvil.com/w/absoterra-fiftyfiftyfifty
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