The screening

In December 1984, Stephanie attends the premiere screening of Gandersnatch, and as the ending credits roll she stands up in front of the screen.

"Hi, I'm the director of the film you just watched!" she says proudly. "Hands up if you enjoyed the film!"

Out of the 100 viewers in the theatre, {if Rating > 0}{Rating}{else}0{endif} put their hands up.

{if Rating <= 35}"Why didn't you like it?" asks Stephanie in dismay.{endif}

{if Rating > 35}{if Rating <= 65}"What did you like or dislike about it?" asks Stephanie.{endif}{endif}

{if Rating > 65}"What did you like about it?" asks Stephanie.{endif}

{if Rating <= 10}"I didn't even cum," one viewer complains.

"It's just way too short," another complains. "It's over before it's even begun."

"Clearly I should have done something different," Stephanie despairs. "I should have made some more interesting choices."

"What you should have done," says a third viewer, "is go right back to the start and try again."{endif}

{if Rating > 11}{if Rating <= 35}The viewers make various complaints.{endif}{endif}

{if Rating > 35}{if Rating <= 65}The viewers make various remarks.{endif}{endif}

{if Rating > 65}The viewers make various compliments.{endif}

THE END