The police arrive

Just as Ivy took the stage, the doors burst open as female officers swarmed the place with Renee Montoya at the front right next to Barbara Gordon in her wheelchair along with Maggie Sawyer and Batwoman. “Freeze!”

Poison Ivy strutted up to Renee in her practically naked attire and smiled. She slid her arm around Renee’s neck and leaned in close. “Now, Renee… you don’t have to do this,” Poison Ivy whispered. “It’s so unlike you….”

“Yeah, you girls know how it is,” Harley chimed in. “We’re just women being women. Are you really gonna let the fat bozo men tell ya what to do?”

Harley hopped onto Barbara’s lap, and squished her boobs in her face. “Come on, Babs. Live a little.”

“You killed two men,” Barbara said. “Can’t let you get away with that.”

“Sure, maybe not,” Harley said. “But I tell you it was self defense!”

“If it was self defense why’d you run?” Batwoman asked.

“Now, Katie… you know I can’t admit that,” Harley said.

“Isn’t it reasonable to say we weren’t running at all?” Ivy said as she wrapped her arms around Batwoman.

“Hey, hands off!” Maggie glared.

“We just want to give these patrons the show they deserve. We’re all gorgeous women with gorgeous bodies….” Ivy said.