The next morning

David was startled by the sound of his alarm, emitting from his phone next to the bed.
He turned it off in the usual manner.
His awareness and memories still foggy, he was groggy as hell.
His body felt exhausted and weak as if he had no rest at all.
The familiar stiffness of morning wood accompanied the mix of feelings which he was slowly getting aware of.
He was slowly taking notice of the taste of cum that still lingered on his lips, he had no idea what it was.. he never tasted anything like it.
The taste wasn't good.. but also wasn't bad, it had something enticing about it, something he couldn't make sense of.. but it was stirring for him in a foreign way.
Naturally, the cum contained strong amount of sexual energy as befitting a sentient penis.

David felt a sudden shift in his crotch, followed by a familiar feminine giggle.
His erect cock was pointing directly at him "Hehee, morning sleepy! did you sleep well? I have been busy waiting for you" she giggled.
David couldn't believe it, wasn't it all just one big fucked up dream? "The fuck?! was this all real?! it must be just a dream!"
He felt his cock's slit forming a smile before opening up to speak to him again - "No! of course not.. and I'm so happy that it wasn't just a dream, being alive just feels too good!" his cock claimed proudly.
"By the way, did you enjoy my taste?" she inquired.
"What? oh my god! you mean this is... this is cum on my face?! aww disgusting!" David shook his head, trying to erase the flavor that refused to be forgotten.
"Oh really, because from here it seemed like you..".
-"NO!" David cut her words.
"Whatever you say honey" she sighed unconvinced.
David felt like an idiot, trying to argue with his own cock - "What is going on here anyway?! why are you alive? why can you talk? why do you sound like a girl?!! nothing makes any sense!".
"Well, I can't answer any of your questions baby.. this is just.. me! but is it really that awful? I mean.. you did seem to enjoy yourself last night, probably more than we ever did before.." she said while straining forward, sending jolts of pleasure up his spine.
David moaned involuntary, remembering how he watched her fucking his own hand last night.
The entire thing really did feel like nothing he ever experienced before and the female presence during his act only doubled his excitement.