The next morning

Beep. Beep. Beep.

"Ugghhhhh," I groan. "It's 6 already?"

I roll out of bed and drag myself into the shower. After a blisteringly hot shower, I have a quick breakfast.

I've still got almost twenty minutes until work, I muse to myself. I smile. Enough time.

I pull up some porn and pick a video at random. It's a video of a chick giving a dude a blowjob, and she looks crazy hot. I pull out my dick and start stroking. After a few moments I frown as the video glitches a few times, but just as I'm about to click to another video the glitching clears up. As the woman is kneeling and sucking, she pulls her skirt up to reveal that she's wearing a chastity cage locked on her cock. I blink. The video hadn't said anything about a trans performer, and they normally mention that kind of thing. Whatever. It's still hot as fuck. I keep stroking.

"Uggghhhhhhhhhh" I groan as I cum. I look down at the mess. Fuck. I've only got a few minutes to get cleaned up before I need to log on.

I log on just in time, and begin working on the drudgery that is my job. Time slows to a crawl, or at least, that's what it feels like.

My computer dings. looks like I've got an email from... HR? Shit. What hot bullshit do I need to deal with now? I start to skim through it quickly and then blink. I go back to the beginning and start reading a bit more carefully.

Subject: Immediate Action Required: Uniform Compliance for Remote Employees

Dear Daniel Krend,

As part of our ongoing efforts to maintain a consistent and professional standard across all departments—both in-office and remote—we are reminding all telework employees of the company’s mandatory uniform policy. Per company guidelines, all employees, regardless of work location, are required to wear the designated company uniform during working hours.

According to our internal records, you have not yet placed your uniform order through the company’s provisioning system. Please be advised that this is a violation of policy [Section 5.3 – Appearance Standards] and must be corrected immediately. While your position in data operations does not typically involve video conferencing, the uniform requirement remains in effect to ensure full compliance with corporate standards and audit readiness protocols.

To ensure timely delivery, please respond directly to this email with the following information by end of day:

1. Shirt size (standard fitted sizing: XS–XL)
2. Waist size (in inches)
3. Preferred pant length (in inches)
4. Shoe size (U.S. sizing)
5. Height (for general fitting purposes)

Failure to reply by end of day will result in disciplinary review, up to and including termination of employment, as outlined in the Employee Code of Conduct.

We appreciate your immediate attention to this matter and your continued contributions to the team.

Best regards,

Human Resources Compliance Team

OmniData Solutions

The hell? Why would a telework employee need a uniform? How would they even know? Ugh. So dumb. Better reply though, I'm not going to fucking loose this job over something as dumb as this. Besides, they'll never know if I'm actually wearing the damn thing or not.

I sigh and write up a response.

Subject: Re: Immediate Action Required: Uniform Compliance for Remote Employees

Hi,

I’m sending the info below as requested. Though I’m a little confused why I need to wear a uniform for a remote data entry role, especially since I’m not on camera or interacting with clients, but I understand this is policy now and I don’t want to be out of compliance.

Here are my measurements:

• Shirt size: Small
• Waist size: 29 inches
• Pant length: 30 inches
• Shoe size: 8.5
• Height: 5’8”

Please let me know if you need anything else. I’ll keep an eye out for the delivery.

Thanks,

Daniel Krend