The next morning

John awoke the next morning still worn out from his ordeal the day before, and waking several times during the night to attend to his daughter.

Clad only in his underwear, John made his way into the bathroom to brush his teeth. Not quite awake, he failed to notice his reflection in the mirror. His makeup was still perfect. He also missed the fact that his nipples appeared to be larger, and there was a definite darkening of his areolas.

Suddenly, John heard someone knocking on his front door. Quickly running to his bedroom, he opened a drawer and grabbed a pair of shorts. Running towards the living room, he nearly tripped while trying to put his shorts on. It wasn’t until he was at the door saying, “Just a second”, that he realized he had grabbed a pair of his exs shorts. Too late to return to the bedroom and exchange them, he just pulled them on all the way.

Cracking the door slightly, he saw a large black man standing there. Looking closer he realized it was an Amazon delivery driver, holding a package.

“Delivery for you,” he said, not believing his luck at the pretty woman on his first stop. She was no model, he’d dated way prettier white girls. Of course, he’d woken with some strikingly uglier ones too.

“Oh, thank you!” John said enthusiastically as he opened the door to receive the package, forgetting about the shorts he was wearing.

The drive watched as the woman’s manicured fingers wrapped around the edge of the door and slowly swung it open. The bitch was standing there topless, with a care in the world. As she took the package, he said, “I need to take a picture to confirm delivery.”

“Sure,” John said still holding it.

The driver took a picture and before John could close the door he quickly said, “Wait! It didn’t take. Let me try again.” And he zoom out the camera to take a picture of John, from the package up to and including his face.

John didn’t wait to see if the confirmation went through this time, he just turned around and placed the package on the floor.

Before the driver could put his phone away, the half naked woman in front of him turned and stuck her ass out in a blatant attempt to get him to look. He immediately snapped 2 shots.

John turned back to the driver and asked, “you want a water or anything?”

Seeing how far he could push his luck, the driver responded, “No, thanks. But I’d like to ask you for a favor. Would you mind if I took a selfie with you? I like to document my more friendly customers.”

Although John thought it an odd request, he nonetheless agreed.

Not wanting to waste the opportunity, the 6 foot, 4 inch tall driver quickly moved to stand next to John’s 5 foot, 5 inch frame. Placing his arm around John’s shoulder he snapped a pic. He of course angled the camera so that it captured John’s entire body.

“Thank you. It’s refreshing to meet such friendly people! By the way, my name is Jerome.”

Trying to remain friendly, John softly said, “my pleasure.” Just as John started to say his name, Jerome casually tweaked John’s nipple, so what actually came out of John’s mouth was “I’m John, EEE!”

Jerome said his goodbye and made his way back to his truck, where he immediately made a group text to several of his buddies. “Look at this snow bunny bitch I just delivered to,” adding the pictures of John. “Obviously loves dark meat! Why else would she answer her door like that!”

Meanwhile, John was replaying the scene in his mind. He thought that the delivery guy had pinched his nipple, but came to the conclusion that maybe his sleeve had brushed against it.

By this point, he had become accustomed to the shorts he was wearing and didn’t give them a second thought. Picking up the package, he made his way into the kitchen.