Jo Egg vs. Tori Atlas

Generic music plays.

"And coming to the ring first..." Scot yells, "She's a classy lady, She's Jo Egg!"

Jo comes out in a green bikini.

"And here comes Jo Egg. A great actress in films like 'The Things I do for that Ass' and 'Sometimes you just got to bend over.'"

"Classics in my book, Katie."

Jo gets into the ring and waves to fans.

Then generic 80s rap music comes on.

"And her opponent..." Scot yells, "She's one of the toughest women out there. She's Tori Atlas!"

Tori comes out in a blue bikini flexing her muscles before she walks down the ramp.

"And here comes Tori Atlas. A woman you don't want to mess in the underground."

"Or on the pro wrestling circuit where she's having a scripted feud with Ms. Perfect." Dixie says.

"But we all know that what goes there is fake while this real."

Both women go to the center of the ring and shakes hands before going to their side of the ring.

"So, let's get going with the real action!" Dixie yells.

The bell rings.