The most intimate way possible

Tonight you are enjoying a special technique you only mastered recently. It took years of being the weird, unpopular girl in yoga class but the results so far have been worth it.

You lie back on your bed totally naked and go about your usual routine of caresses to get into the mood when suddenly you angle your hips up as high as possible, swing your shoulders forward and bring your ankles together above and behind your head. You have now folded yourself over so your pretty little cunt is glistening in front of your own face.

You begin to stroke your labia with one hand. From this confusing angle it almost looks as if someone else is doing it. After a few moments of titillation you began fingering yourself in earnest, one hand rubbing your clit and the other probing your vagina. From this strange angle it almost feels as if someone else is fucking you.

Slowly you increase the number of fingers you have inserted until finally you are giving yourself a slow, firm fisting.

Finally you put your tongue forward and begin to gleefully lick your own clit. Truly you are the world's greatest masturbatorr - mistress of autocunnilingus.