World's most accomplished masturbator!

AUTHOR'S NOTE: This possibility was something I originally put in as a joke but it seemed like something fun to fill out.

Ten years on and you still haven't figured out how to navigate the social intricacies of an all female society. Gestures of friendship are taken as outrageous sexual overtures while your attempts at flirting have gone completely unnoticed. As a result you have had to learn how to enjoy your own company and Goddess you have learnt well! In your previous life masturbation was something to relieve frustration when you didn't have a girlfriend, now you do everything you can to be the best possible girlfriend for yourself.

You might think "The worlds most accomplished masturbator" would start the morning by frigging herself or using a toy but you would be wrong. Every day starts with a pre-breakfast work out to keep your figure at the perfect balance of sexy muscles and sensual curves. At work you try to earn a paycheck without committing a faux-par. In the evening dinner, chores and then finally "go on a date".

First you gently tease yourself while bathing, put on some perfume after drying yourself and head towards the bedroom. This though raises the questions will your wear anything? What kind (if any) porn will you use? And likewise, what (if any) toys?