The lecture's over!

Hey, you'd never heard the story in such detail before, but you actually kinda knew this one already! That monster was a thing called a swapling, which is like a skinwalker, but with a name that's less off-putting for a sexy funtimes get-happy porn story. They can imitate any member of any species perfectly, and the only thing that you can use to catch one out is the fact that they can't c-cum- orgas- orgasm's less dirty, they can't orgasm! They just kinda.... build up intensity forever. One must've been after Captain Purcrux so that it could take over Kokkinport, but how come it wasn't around when she woke up? Eh.

Some people might think that that was a dirty story at first glance, but it's not so! Captain Purcrux was so pure that it's almost in her last name! She probably knew exactly what was going on, and was just scoping out the enemy -- or maybe swaplings can do funny brain-stuff to people -- but the point is, she's an inspiration! And she made the first Warriors, so there's no way she could be dirty.

As the lecture finishes up, you notice Ben at the front, turned around in his seat and looking over at you. Or maybe at Lexi.... anyway, it doesn't last long, and then he packs up his stuff and leaves with the rest of the staff for lunch. That was awesome! You hop up from your seat excitedly and scooch your way past a still-sitting and redfaced Cameron. He pulls his legs back as you pass, which the slumbering Lexi on your other side can't do, but his eyes remain locked on the ground. Maybe he didn't like the story? Oh well! It's lunch time for hungry Debbies!