The kids want panties!

"Panties! Panties, panties, panties!"

The pervy kids began dancing around the elegant noble-woman, lewdly chanting and raising their swords in the air to clatter together, like they were some lewd version of the three musketeers.

"Panties?! You must be joking!" Guyld complained, stomping one high-heeled foot against the pavement. "What do kids your age need with a woman's undergarments?!"

"All I know is, when bandits rob a lady, they take her panties! That's what it says in my dad's choose-your-own-adventure stories he hides in the floorboard in his bedroom, anyway," the kid sniffed, looking proud at his advanced knowledge. "And all girls wear panties! So it's time to hand yours over, or suffer some more'a this!!" To demonstrate, he swatted her boobs a few more times.

"I-I've never met such unwholesome, ill-behaved brats!" Guyld complained, crossing her arms over her chest. "And I can't give you panties, you stupid whelps!"

"Ha ha ha! You can! All ladies have 'em! Even old ladies like you!"

"O-Old ladies?!" Guyld protested further, now grabbing the kid's sword and yanking it out of his hand, then snapping it in half over one knee. "I'm not so old I can't give each and every one of you the spanking of a life time! That's how charitable I'm feeling!!" The kid began to sob, now that his sword had been broken. The other two looked like they were going to join in. "Hey... Hey...! You can't just cry when it's convenient for you! Have some backbone! I'm always warning young Guyld IV about this, I swear... The new generation cries so readily, it's embarrassing! Look, what can I give you to make it up to you?"

"Panties."

"I told you, dammit, I don't have any panties!"

"You're not wearing any?"

"No!!"

"... Why not?"

"Because I gave them to someone else a moment ago!!"

The kids looked at each other in confusion, scratching their heads. They'd never heard of a girl going without panties before. "Are you some kinda weirdo?" the leader asked, rubbing his runny nose with one thumb. "You're not leavin' without givin' us panties."

Guyld looked like she was about to snap. Lenore realized that she ought to step in and be the adult... or at least earn her pay as Guyld's therapist... Because what was happening right at this moment was not good for her client's mental health!