The keycard doesn't work

(Originally by Ewong)

June: My key's not working.

Mimi: You better be joking, and if you're joking, it's not funny!

June: Wait. This is your key. Where's mine?

Mimi: How did you get my key anyways?

June: I got it from your uniform I stole.

Mimi: Oh. Wait, you'd better not make me go back down there for your stupid key!

June: Don't fret. Take your key and go to your room and sleep for the night. I'll go back downstairs and sort this all out.

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Sun wasn't sure how to act. she was excited but scared to be naked alone in a hotel room. She shuffled her feet around the room thinking when she kicked something shiny with her foot. Picking it up, she saw it was a room key. it wasn't hers, since she still held onto it. She saw that the key was for a room across the hall from hers. She figured whoever took her things must've dropped it by mistake.

Sun: Ooh, lucky break!

The naked Asian girl held both key cards and ran across the hall. She swung the door open and leaped inside, hoping to catch her thief off guard. Instead, she saw nothing. Nothing except for two suitcases and a purse. Sun walked over to the bags and rummaged through them to find some kind of ID.

Sun: Wait, June! And Mimi, too! What's going on here?! And where's MY suitcase?

Then, Sun got a gleam in her eyes as she spied the open window.

Sun: Well, if I can't wear clothes during my trip, NO ONE is!

First, she dumped Mimi's belongings over the balcony. Sun smiled in appreciation as she saw the garments sail 20 floors down. She closed the suitcase and took one step inside the room when she heard the door unlock. She quickly threw the suitcase on the bed and closed the window, keeping her hidden outside. She was able to see a silhouette through the closed curtains. Sun waited until she went into the bathroom to make her move. She quietly opened the balcony door and crept inside. The bathroom door was wide open, and Sun could see June washing her hair.

(Sun): She really likes to show off, doesn't she? Well, I'm gonna make sure she does!

Sun tip-toed over to the bathroom door and scooped up June's discarded clothing. She emptied her pockets and threw the clothes over the balcony. She then went for the suitcase on the bed. It was heavier than she'd expected and when she lifted it up, she dropped it down on the floor with a 'thud'.

June: Is someone there?

Sun cursed herself and tried to drag the suitcase across the floor.

June: Mimi, is that you? If you had my room key, you could've just gotten dressed instead of going to your room naked.

(Sun): Mimi's naked? And I just emptied her suitcase outside. Poor girl doesn't deserve that.

June: Sun?! What the hell are you doing here?

Sun was surprised she was discovered and stood straight up, still clutching the suitcase. The momentum of the case propelled Sun backward until she hit the railing. The suitcase slipped from one of her hands and swung with her other arm over the railing, where it struck the side of the building. It was an old suitcase that had latches instead of zippers, and no wheels. The fatal flaw of such things was when they were struck in just the right way, the suitcase would fall open. This turned out to be one of those ways, and June watched as her suitcase opened and her clothes tumbled out. Both naked women watched as the clothes drifted downward.

June: I can't believe you just did that!

Sun: Well, you started it. You took my clothes from my room!

June: Well, at least we can use Mimi's clothes.

Sun: Um, no we can't...

June: Sun... hers too?

Sun nodded and both naked women sat on the single bed.

Sun: So where's my stuff? I didn't see it here.

June: Jen has them.

Sun: Jen?! Why'd you give it to her? She's seen me naked twice already.

June: Don't worry. It's in her lost and found behind the counter. We can just go down there and ask for it.

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(Jen): I can't believe my shift is already over. Too bad nothing great happened until it was half over. At least I got this girl's clothes to take home. I definitely hope I see her tomorrow night. I already told Mike to make me a copy of any surveillance footage that shows any naked women running around.

Jen walks into the parking lot and sees the clothes lying on the ground. Looking around, she scoops them up and throws them into her car before she leaves.

(Jen): With this many clothes, There's GOT to be a naked girl convention going on or something.

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Mimi woke with a start. She had to get ready for work. She showered, combed her hair, did her makeup, and waited for June to give her back her clothes. After twenty minutes, Mimi steals her courage and runs to June's room. She's not terribly surprised to see June answer the door naked, but she was surprised to see Sun sleeping on the couch, and she too was naked.

Mimi: What's going on? I thought you'd get me my things. I need to go to work.

June: Um, Sun? You awake. You'd better tell her what happened.

Mimi: What are you talking about? What happened?

Sun: Mimi, I'm sorry, but...

Mimi: Oh My God, you didn't!

Sun: I'm afraid I did.

Mimi: June, how could you? Even after we snuggled naked at home together, and you promised you'd only do that with me!

Sun: What are you talking about?

June: Mimi, shh. She doesn't know about us "uggling-snay aked-nay"

Mimi: Then, what's...

June: She's gonna scream now.

Mimi: EEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!

Sun: Mimi, I just wanted **** for you guys taking my stuff, and I didn't realize you were already naked. I thought I was just making it so you'd only have one outfit for the weekend.

Mimi: But my uniform was in there. I have to go to work.

June: Look, we're all naked. How about we all just have an off day, and enjoy each other's company? We're on vacation, right?

Mimi: I'm not. Oh, and Sun? How come you're naked? You didn't get rid of them as you did with ours, did you?

Sun: No, because June gave them to Jen at the front desk.

Mimi: Oh, yours was the one June gave her. How come you didn't just go down there and get it back?

Sun: We did, but Jen was gone, and so was my suitcase. According to the girl working the early shift, she saw Jen picking up June's and your clothes off the ground and putting them in her car before she left.

Mimi: That bitch!

Sun: At least the girl working the early shift says it's against policy and she'd have to return it by the end of her shift tonight if she doesn't want to be punished. She also gave us complimentary room service for the debacle and was nice enough to refund my room so I can stay here in June's room at no extra charge. If you want, you can convince them to let you join us.

Mimi: I have to tell them what happened anyways. Give me a towel so I won't be completely exposed down there.

June gives Mimi a full-size bath towel, which she wraps around herself and makes her way to the front desk.

Mimi: Hi Connie.

Connie: Wow, Mimi. Nice outfit. Really trolling for tips, eh?

Mimi: I need to take the day off.

Connie: Why? You seem perfectly healthy to me. Purr-fectly.

Mimi: Well, there was some commotion last night, and my friends' clothes were lost, and apparently, so are mine.

Connie: Wait, you're a friend of June and Sun?

Mimi: Yes. That's why I can't work today. I have to wait for Jen to return with all our stuff.

Connie: No, that's perfect!

Mimi: Why?

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