The interview continues

“For those of you unaware, this whole thing started when Lauren decided to strip naked while she was on a date with Nathan, most likely a desperate attempt to impress him, however as Lauren isn’t sexually active we can only assume that she knows nothing about flirting and romance” Rachel continued

“This urge to lose her virginity eventually resulted in Lauren literally begging Nathan to kiss her and touch her “boobs” and she eventually got kicked out and sent home. Bless her heart, she’s still learning” Rachel continued as Lauren looked desperately at Nathan who just looked mortified at the memory

“Now Lauren, perhaps you can tell us a little bit about why you decided to stop pretending to have large breasts and attend school naked every day?” Rachel asked

Lauren just sat there with her jaw hanging low, how could she answer that??