The hosiery

You put little holes in your hosiery this morning and you are hoping they will spread and someone will notice them. Eventually, someone does. Carroll brings you your paperwork as you're finishing a meeting with Jon. She whispers to you that you have two big holes in the back of your pantyhose. You excuse yourself to the bathroom to remove them. You decide this is a great opportunity to "accidentally" remove the panties too. All that's left covering your bottom is your skirt. Nobody notices, though, so the rest of the meeting goes as normal. Right now, only you know that you're going commando right now.