The guys don’t get a choice.

Now, just before, where it asked whether this situation was ‘realistic’, that simply meant that it would be weird for the boys to just accept doing a full yoga class in the nude. I mean, a witch and a goddess used magic to steal their clothing, nothing about that is realistic in the slightest. But surely at least a couple dudes would want to leave, right?

“No way! I’m getting outta here!” Little Mac shouts, fighting with the door of the studio, and having absolutely no luck in his undressed state. “Why won’t this stupid door open!?”

Palutena, leaning closer as the short guy flashes his bubble butt to all the ladies in the mansion, admits to some foul play of her own, “Oh, sorry boys, my bad. I’ve enchanted the studio so that no one can leave unless they finish their workouts. Just a little thing I did so Pit would stop shirking his training.”

Turning around with horror in his eyes, Mac says, “Wait, we can’t leave at all!?”

“Not unless we finish our workouts!” The green-tressed Goddess replies, winking to Trainer as if to say, ‘you’re welcome~’. As an extra gift to the class, the pink-haired villager pops a celebratory firecracker to commemorate Mac forgetting to cover his fat dick as he leans against the exit.

‘Thank you so much Bayonetta, Palutena’, Wii Fit Trainer thinks as she sees Link blush redder than a pokéball; resigned to his fate of working out naked. Marth in particular seems mortified by having the smallest package in class, but still picks up the dumbbells to continue his routine. A wolf-whistle comes involuntarily from Wii Fit Trainer’s lips as the prince fulfills her fantasy of an embarrassed nude male being in the front row of her class; his little dick the centerpiece of an extremely erotic tapestry. She relishes the look on Marth’s crimson face as feminine laughter floods the studio, and almost feels sorry for the guy until she remembers that only the front row of girls can see his penis.

She also thinks about how far away she is from any of these em-bare-assed studs, nowhere near close enough to get her hands on their sexy bods, and devises a dastardly plan to correct that gap in her naked workout fantasies…