The first match

"Welcome back to Lucha Sex Federation. I am Candy Cortez."

"And I am El Tigre!"

"And we just started with a grand announcement of three great matches. A ten luchador elimination match where there are no rules except to either pin your opponent or make them submit in order to determine the Lucha Champion. Then follow up with a three way match with the remaining nine wrestlers in three teams for the Tres Championship."

"And you can't forget the open challenge for the Sex Championship. Candy as our lovely owner has put herself in the way by making herself the champion and stated anyone can face her in or out of the ring."

"That's correct El Tigre, we are not even sure that Señora Luv will be coming out tonight as someone might take her down on the way and takes her place as Sex Champion and answer the challenge for themselves."

"At least we will see it on screen as our sexy mama of a manager has stated if it's not recorded it doesn't count. That is something I can't wait to see, Rrrr!"

"Oh god!"

The lights then dim as the crowd starts to go wild.

"And it seems our first competitor is coming out." Candy then states.

"I hope they are ready because tonight will be a challenge on them both in body and in mind."