The dress code

It was a perfect interview. They were both happy. She had her job. She exchanged some more pleasantries and got up from her seat.

"Oh, just one more thing, Ms. April", says Jack, casually, "just so you know, we've had some safety issues so skirts aren't allowed here."

Just a simple statement about the dress code. Just a little bit of information he decided to impart to her for her inevitable first day. But, he had no idea what the circumstances were and April dismissed them. And then it started to unfold. April, without realizing, wiggled her fingers into her waistband and, before she knew it, dropped her skirt to the floor.

"Oh my God, what am I doing? Why did I take off my skirt? I just ruined my interview!", she bemoaned.

But, it was about to get even worse.

"Umm...ma'am", interjected Jack, "you can't be in this office in your underwear." Again, under normal circumstances this would be helpful advice. Under these, though...

Alice put her thumbs in the waistband of her panties. She started sweating. She started saying "no, no, no, no" in her head. She tried to will her fingers to behave. She couldn't prevent her hands from sliding her panties down to her ankles, or her feet from kicking all her bottoms away, leaving her bottomless in an office, during an interview in front of her possible boss.