The doorbell rings

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Before Tess could say anything else, the doorbell rang again.

Rose: Oh for crying out loud! Hold that thought, I have to go see who it is.

Tess: But, Rose, you’re…

Before Tess can finish her sentence she becomes distracted by a close-up of Rose’s bare ass on the screen.

Tess: I love that ass of hers.

Rose walked downstairs and, thinking that she was still wearing a towel, opened the door to see…