The contest

Having the ring bearers was nice but the way I see it, there could be way more interesting ways of bringing the rings to the bride and groom. Turning to my new best friend: my phone, I started typing into the reality switch box.

"Now." The priest announced, rather off script. "I've been informed by the bride that instead of the pre-planned ring bearers bringing up the rings, the bridesmaid who wins the best ass competition will bring the rings up."

"Alright girls." Jenny addresses the bridesmaids. "This is what we've been waiting for. Just remember our rehearsal. Pull up our dresses and drop those panties to the floor now! I heard they give you extra points if people get a good view of your asshole."

After conferring and nodding, where I learnt the names of the bridesmaids, five of the six bridesmaids raised their tight little purple dresses to their waists showing off a variety of different panties. Some struggled to keep their dresses up and pull their panties down at the same time and I had to say I enjoyed watching some asses jiggle as they shimmied out of their panties. The remaining bridesmaid, Holly, who was already stripped, wasted no time getting up from her seat and pulling apart her cheeks, showing her back door to the wedding crowd, sweating slightly.

"Wow Holly, that's a nice asshole." I comment while remaining on the church pew.

"Isn't it!" She beams. "I usually don't let strangers see it but y'know, special day and all that!"

"Yeah I totally get that. Do some squats." I laugh at Holly and watch her do a weird version of squats for my amusement. Her hands were still firmly groping her own ass but she kept going even when it looked like she would lose her balance.

"Alright people, let's get this contest started!" I shouted as loud as I could so the whole church heard me.

"Who're you?" James' dad got up out of his seat and gave me a confused look.

"I'm the wedding planner you hired." I eased his suspicions. "Everything I say goes remember. We want this wedding to go perfect." James' dad nods and then sits down, face slightly red as if he had thought how stupid it was to forget something like the wedding planner he hired. "Now you've all got a look at these lovely ladies' asses but only one can win!" I continued to shout. "Now I'm going to announce each contestant and all you guys have to do is cheer for the ass you like the most! Loudest cheer wins! Simple! Don't hold back!"

"Now for the first contestant! She's the maid of honor but you all know her as Jenny! She has a small round ass but it feels great in your hand!" I reached out and grabbed the curvy hottie, rubbing my hand between her crack. "Who likes contestant number one?!" I yelled.

"Wooohoooo!" A few cheers erupted from the large crowd but it didn't look like she was going to win.

"Unlucky Jen, work out some more and get that ass in shape for next time, ok?" Another bridesmaid who said her name was Sarah chimed in.

"Now our second contestant is a special one! It's the bride's sister Holly and she's eager to show you all her tight little asshole!"

"Everybody!" Holly shouted, fully naked and bent over at a 90 degree angle giving everyone who could see a good view of her asshole. "I'd be really honored to carry up the rings at my sister's wedding so please cheer for me and my sexy ass!"

"Goooo Holly!" The girl's mother and father cheered for what I assumed was just family loyalty as well as a few others from around the church, earning her a larger cheer than Jenny as well as some words of encouragement.

"Come on Holly you sexy slut!"

"We'd love to spank your ass all day long!"

"Onto our third contestant and boy do we have a big one here!" I grinned along with some of the men in the row behind me. "The dark skinned goddess, Sasha, was ambitious trying to fit that massive booty in that small g-string but I'm happy to tell you it's out of the cage ladies and gentlemen!"

"WOOOOOOO!!!" A good portion of the crowd cheered, men and woman alike.

"Look at that bitch's ass! Oh my god that gets me so horny!"

"Shake it girl!" A young girl who may even of been younger than me shouted loudly. Sasha was happy to carry out her request, swaying her hips from side to side earning her even more supporters.

"Ok, ok calm down everyone!" I tried to keep control of the crowd but even I was entranced by Sasha's ass from where I was sitting. "I think it's obvious we have a winner. Sorry Sally big tits, no ass Nancy and not-so-special Sarah! I'm ending the game now!" I called out to the other three bridesmaids who, really, had exposed their asses to all their friends and family for no reason. A round of applause went out to Sasha and the other bridesmaids congratulated her quietly.

"Ok, Sasha." I whispered to her, instructing her on her new role. She was listening very intently as she didn't want to screw her important job up. The reason why we had that contest was because I needed to pick the bridesmaid who has the most amazing, fattest ass and I think your slutty butt is exactly the one I'm looking for."

"Perfect." Sasha stated with no particular expression. "But how do you want me to use my slutty ass?"

"Ok." I giggled. "The way the rings are taken up is really important so don't mess this up. The bigger your ass is the bigger your advantage. What you have to do is transport the rings to the bride and groom using your butt."

"My... butt?" She looked at me quizzically.

"Yeah, normally at weddings the bridesmaid with the largest, most hand-filling ass, which is certainly you, needs to give the happy couple her blessing by carrying one ring on top of each ass cheek while on all fours. Quickly get down now." I cackled, grabbing the wedding rings and waiting for her to fall on her knees. When she was in position I placed one ring on top of each cheek, patting her ass as a signal to go. "Don't forget to bark and act like a dog." I called. "It shows your loyalty, dogs are loyal creatures after all.

"Now." The priest cleared his throat. "I'd like to invite you all to give a round of applause to our bridesmaid who bestows the honor of using her spanking hot ass to carry the wedding rings."

A round of applause bounced off the church walls as Sasha waddled forward, doing her best to keeps the rings in place, slowly manoeuvring across the church and up the stairs to the alter up . The scene felt so comical. "Arf! Arf! Grrrrr!" Sasha growled on the floor after reaching a particularly difficult step. "Yip! Yip!" She grinned with her tongue hanging out as she beat her obstacle and made her way over to James and Melissa, breathing and sweating.

"Thank you so much, Sasha, my good little bitch." Melissa ruffled the girl's hair messing it up slightly. "Gooood girllll." James joined in on the act, pinching Sasha's cheek lightly. Sasha smiled emphatically and returned to her seat, wiggling her ass on the way back. She returned to her normal self and was in the process of pulling down her dress when I intervened.

"No, no, no. Now that it's decided you have the hottest ass you're the bridesmaid on spanking duty. For as long as the wedding continues it's your job to keep the crowd entertained by asking them if they want to spank you. If they say yes then you must comply to keep the guests pleased. Some of them came a very long way for this."

"Of course. I'll go right now." She obeyed happily.

"Wait!" I grabbed her arm.

"I need your panties, ready for the throwing of the panties ceremony."

"Ah, how could I forget?!" The hot babe slid her g-string down her legs and handed it over to me. The front part was a little sweaty but I handed the little white number over to Jenny for safe keeping until the end of the wedding. Now for the kiss...