Eh, kinda

"Dearly beloved, we are gathered her to celebrate-" blah blah blah boring. I zoned out for a little bit, my focus drawn to Holly's perky B cup tits on display. I'm sure she wouldn't mind if I had a feel. And sure enough there was no reaction as I pressed my hands against her firm breasts.

After a while I heard the priest say "Now for the exchanging of the vows." Oh boy, this was my time to shine. Using the reality switch function on my app I began to type furiously, rewriting history and the vows that Melissa and James wrote.

"We'll start with James' vows." The priest addressed the congregation.

"Melissa, you are the love of my life." James began which prompted a quiet aww from various people. "I remember on our first date when I found you in that sleazy strippers club and fucked you while the guys watched. It was when you were up on that pole, twerking for money, that I truly knew you were the one for me. I promise to always support you no matter what you do in life. In all your hobbies and passions and through the serious moments of your life. I will always be there to pleasure you like any man should do, his bitch and I swear to replenish your dildo and vibrator supply every month. I know you love those ribbed dildos you always use." This prompted a giggle from the crowd.

"Isn't he so considerate?" Jenny put her hands over her heart.

"Yeah he's great." I laughed. Just wait for what's coming up.

"I vow to love and respect you..." James continued. "...and the choices you make, however slutty they may be. You are my hot little bitch and I promise to take care of you and satisfy your demanding sexual needs as we grow old together. I love you dearly and I can't wait to spend the rest of my life making you cum."

Small tears fell from James' parents' eyes as he finished his heartfelt vows. "One day I'm going to find a man who'll pleasure me like the little bitch I am." Holly sighed.

"Just keep searching." Another bridesmaid, next to Holly chimed in. She was dark skinned with equally dark hair done in layered curls. "There'll be a James out there for all of us. I'm creaming in my tight little g string just thinking about it."

"Now for the bride."

"James, I vow to be your loyal and devoted bitch. I will always be up for a quick fuck whenever you need me to be, as your loving wife. I always knew we would be together on this special day due to your frequent visits at the strip club. No one took an interest in my big, fat ass quite like you. I remember that one day, which I'll always treasure in my heart, when you bent me over your knee and spanked me for being a naughty little bitch."

"It's true." Jenny whispered to me. "She told me her ass was so sore she couldn't sit down for a few hours. Isn't that hilarious." She giggled.

"I tear up when I remember all of the good times we've shared together. The memories we've made like that new years eve party when we got so drunk and I started sucking you off in front of all our friends or the family thanksgiving orgy where your father got very excited." Melissa let out a laugh while James' father chuckled dramatically on the front row. "I promise, as we go forward today as husband and wife, to create new and equally as dirty memories for many years to come. It's also my wifely duty to accommodate your lust which is why, when you're finished with my slutty pussy, Holly's ass is always open to you. Just say the word and my baby sister will drop her pants and let you ram your dick up her virgin asshole." Holly waved at the couple from her seat, getting up and slapping her ass to emphasize the point.

"I'd like to finish by saying that no matter how many of your friends use me and fuck me like the slut I am, your dick will always be my number one favourite. I promise nothing will change that."

"I can't believe my little Mel's getting married." Melissa's mother wiped a tear from her eye after her closing statement.

"She's such a good little girl." Her father added, overcome with emotion. "And it truely warms me as a father to see Holly being so supportive of her sister. I've never been so proud." He wipes countless tears from his face.

"Now for the exchange of rings."