Which does he choose?

The classic

Feeling a little scared of the more exotic dildos, he decided to go with the one that was similar to his old dick, though it was a little larger, made of silicone, veiny, solid black; there was a suction cup on the underside of the dildo.

Resting on his bed he sighed as he took the faux-cock and rubbed it against his lower lips, moaning as his belly sent a shiver of delight through his core, fuzzing his brain with strange possibilities. Rubbing the head of it on his clit he could feel a need to be filled, so with more than a little hesitance, he pushed the dildo into his pussy and it stretched him out much more than the banana did, the texture of the veins making his belly even tighter with need. Moaning he pushed it deeper inside, curling his toes as the pleasure wracked his brain until he could push no more into himself.

Catching his breath, he was not prepared at all with how it would feel, this fullness that banged around his skull for a time. When he did get used to the sensation, he took the dildo and began to fuck himself with it, going slow at first, then speeding up until he heard squelching--it sounded so hot, that he just banged the fake dick even harder than before.

It wasn't too long until he squirted everywhere.

Having taken the dildo out of himself, John let out a sigh of relief, then looked to the box, wondering if he should try the others.